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also, I bet you smell nice Cheeka. I didn't sleep 14 hours. More like 10 but just laid in bed thinking for another 4. Need to go shopping tonight, what should I buy?

The virgin auditor
>Despite not technically committing a crime, tries to provoke police for no reason at all
>Even if he has a grievance against police, provokes innocent members of staff
>Loathed by all almost as badly as cyclists with gopros
>Gains literally nothing personally
>Doesn't do anything against those he hates

The Chad negotiator
>Drives 40mph in a 20mph zone
>Doesn't give way on a roundabout
>Not wearing a seatbelt
>Causes police van to suddenly brake
>Gives policeman whiplash
>Gets let off with a verbal warning
>Word taken for it when he says he hasn't had anything to drink

Surprised DJ hasn't spammed his latest YouTube video yet

The GigaChad Honourable Bootlicker
>Never interacted, been questioned or stopped by the LICE

Latest Beachbenchesandpubgardens's news?

I woke at half 6 for some reason
I smell great!
Hmmm
Get some
Whole milk
Uhhh
Idk

Is it true SSM deleted his youtube channel again?

>I smell great!
What products have you been using to wash?

I already have lots of milk left (semi skinned because they didn't have any 4 pint whole left the other day..). I just finished my pack of Sneekers I got last time. Sink all I need is bread, ham and butter but I'm shopping for my mum too

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Lads lads lads, need an escape plan or something. Have spent some days camping with Faith and come home now and she called me to say her mum is to put on a BBQ tomorrow for my birthday. I have plans and Faith knows this, I will visit my mum tomorrow because I love my mum and this is tradition.
All ideas gratefully accepted, thank you lads.

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some disgusting frosty larper trying to take over the character, just ignore it lads

Kebab en route

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>"Sorry, there will be too many children at your mothers BBQ and I'm an endangerment to children"

Love bread
Not allowed at the moment though. VGH
I prefer coconut smelling body washes
Well, you will just have to say you cannot go :)

Yeah bring back the real frosty, who had worthwhile observations and hilarious cartoons

Lads lads lads, need an escape plan or something. Have spent some days camping with Hope and come home now and she called me to say her mum is to go to B&Q for my birthday. I have plans and Hope knows this, I will visit Dunelm tomorrow because I love their selection of bedding and this is tradition.
All ideas gratefully accepted, thank you lads.

Proof it was a fake frosty?

seasideMARK part 1. Pub garden de lads

youtube.com/watch?v=jNWR8c9aEvk

real frosty would say diaper not nappy

>Drinking alone
Shame his fans Ebin, Frosty and HHL won't meet up with him for a few drinks

It sad how Mark has no friends whatsoever not even those who spam his videos want to meet with him :(

big fan of coconut myself, would love a smell.

>drink
shan't

Why don't you be his friend?

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Already met them lad so shut it.

>Well, you will just have to say you cannot go :)
Bu to let people down when its in your honour?

Sad C/P and fail lad

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You can have a non-alcoholic drink Ebin.

you teetotal?

alcohol gives him explosive diarrhea
it grim

I do not use deodorant usually though
People seethe at this lol
Oh I am dumb. Did not realise it said for your birthday. Happy birthday :)
But yeah I got no help sorry. Can you not cancel the other plan

id love to see ebbers upload a drunken rant desu

he talks so slow though. i bet its 10x slower when hes drunk

>non-alcoholic
I could

Yes

>I do not use deodorant usually though
same

Odd how lads that haven't left their room all day try and make Mark out to be a failure, though he's at least been out in a beer garden today.

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We all LICE in life

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coast adjacent carl gives bflen a hard on!

seasideMARK part 2 pub garden de lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Oz748kffZ8E

Is this true

He was once stunned into silence when Shutin called him a prick
Actually stopped talking entirely out of shock
He'd never had someone tell him the truth before then unfortunately

>you teetotal?
Some real newfags in here lately

Anti-perspirants dont even work anyway
Complete myth in my experience
Maybe I am just genetically a freak though idk

Not everyone knows every aspect of your life mate

Ebin and chika holding hands as they walk along Marine drive and up the North Bay towards the sealife centre.

>Maybe I am just genetically a freak though
Most definitely

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>Ebin and Chika swinging with his neighbours, Chika gets the African bloke, Ebin gets the African woman

Another lonely Saturday night posting drivel, drama, lets pretend and personality ERP eh, kings?

My new protein powder is tasty, 1.5 scoops :)

Fake
But I dont care anyway
Maybe I should take the wheypill actually
Took the vegan pill this week and it is not fun

>Another lonely Saturday night posting drivel, drama, lets pretend and personality ERP eh, kings?
Yes

>night
FOE

seasideMARK flat pint

youtube.com/watch?v=pGiM3vQRijs

I wouldnt have it any other way desu

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Why are the go to posts in /britfeel/ child rape, trannies and homo erotica?