I bought a sexdoll!

I bought a sexdoll!

She is surprisingly heavy, and I am out of shape!

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Male sex toys deter men from pursuing real human relationships. If you own one it's almost a 100% guarantee that you will spend the next x amount of years single. You will become miserable and desperate, and have a feeling that you "missed out". I would not reccomend owning a male sex toy based on my current knowledge.

Welcome to the club user, what brand and model is she?
I have a 130cm hanidoll elf
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Unless you're schizoid

Who are you to asume OP has a chance of success in relationships?

God you have no idea how badly I want one of these

But women gaping themselves into incontinence with giant dildos and using vibrators that give them nerve damage so they can no longer feel sexual pleasure is fine right?
Ignore every retard that says men shouldn't have sex toys, they are trying to shame you into submission so you keep simping and subsidizing useless cunts lives in the hope that bioholes give you a pity hand job

Would you ever share her?

>suprisingly heavy
Yeah I was wondering why all dolls are like 100cm, 140cm at the tallest. Thought it was some pedo thing but no it's because they are heavy as fuck. I want a proper, 175cm anime style doll with massive anime tities and a fat ass. Imagine the weight.

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Every single guy thinks that.

The more I retreat from social life, the happier I have become.

>175cm
Shop different brands, I don't know about 175 but 165cm is easy enough the find
The taller ones are made with a foam core on certain body parts thats then covered in silicone to cut down on weight, I don't think I've ever seen a doll that's more than 90 pounds, it's unironically good for your health since moving a doll is a work out that's actually fun, plus the cardio from fucking them

Maybe that's bad too, I'm not a woman, I wouldn't know. This isn't about women. This is about male sex toys and the effect it has on men.

It doesn't last sadly. Your future is making those hideous posts saying "I missed out on ptp, I deserve a teenaged girlfriend because I didn't get to have one like everybody else". This is a real thing that will actually happen to you man, I'm not playing around. The guys making those posts are fucking miserable.

Post your doll!

>This is about male sex toys and the effect it has on men.
You mean lower stress levels leading to better mental health and better physical health since sex is a full body work out, taking care of a doll would also be good for most robots since they lack routine and structure in their lives and having to put in a little maintenance work gives them something constructive to do like any other hobby
The only "danger" is realizing that women and retards like you spouting off about how it's not right are actually full of bullshit and they shouldn't waste time or money playing a game that's rigged against them

AHA! I've been single for over 30 years now, and not much is gonna happen to change that. I've already "missed out", and nothing was gonna stop that grim reality from happening.

Some people just don't understand how privileged they are in the realm of normal human contact and relationships. Not everyone's a young woman who, regardless of her mental state, has her pick of sex partners. Not everyone's a 6'+ Chad with unlimited confidence.

Honestly, owning a sexdoll is better than being 100% alone like normal. It's not a real woman, but it's close enough for those of us who have no chance.

>I bought a sexdoll
>I am out of shape
Man, if that don't sum this place up, eh? Have fun buddy lol

Fact is some of us are unredeemable
It ain't eazy being this cheezy

I chose a 150 cm Piper doll. She's shorter than I'd like, but she closely resembles mai waifu so it evens out.

I'm already old enough that I'm pretty sure that it will in fact last.

Your father's managed to procreate

Not OP, I don't own any sex dolls and it's an ACTUAL 100% guarantee that I will spend the rest of my life single.

from what I've heard my father was a total chad
hurts even more desu

Here Single men have been seriously beaten down, we are almost living in a monarchy. But it's all smoke and mirrors. "If I say hi to her they're gonna call the cops on me". It is just untrue.

Most of those who use the internet (especially on a regular basis) are out of shape.

Actually I think this thing's (along with my diet) gonna help me get back into shape.

Nice, pipers have great asses

>gonna help me get back into shape
That's the spirit!

So you think everyone turns out exactly like their parents?

> "If I say hi to her they're gonna call the cops on me". It is just untrue.
What are you even talking about?

Our fathers grew up in a world where women needed beta providers

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