Femanon, another 3 reasons to make you date me:

Femanon, another 3 reasons to make you date me:
1. I am very good with the computer (I know 4 programming languages)
2. I smile a lot and love to make people laugh to brighten up their day so you won't be sad with me!
3. I have never been imprisoned
and 4 I am cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Those are not 4 reasons when you put extra reasons in parenthesis, dumb ass. I do not want a low iq gf

Femanon, another 3 reasons to make you date me:
1. I have a 4inch penis
2. I am severely depressed
3. I get attached and obsessed easily

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Aw don't be so hard on yourself user, there are girls who like small pp, don't let insel stats bring you down. We both like femanons and they are different. I also struggle sometimes with number 2... and 3 although it has to be the right person!!

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And now, let's get to the honest overview of your downsides...

considering you are here to beg for positive male attention I'm going to assume there's something deeply wrong with you

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>male
I am not a homosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I will still list some of my bad traits:
-I am underweight
-I am allergic to cats
-I have some minor health problems
-I am shy
I hope femanon loves me even more for them

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you are a tranny. It is undeniable.

I am not!!!! I will admit, I wanted to take hormones in the past because they make you cuter and because of too much insel propaganda that made me believe I have to choose to be either Chad or Stacy... But that makes no sense, I am myself and femanon is herself!!!!!!

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Why would a femanon want a cute, shy and overly agreeable male partner?
This sounds like ideal female traits.
I actually used to think I'm straight but still considering hitting on you.
would you clean and bleach your anus regularly?

>overly agreeable
I can be very assertive (that's another reason why femanon should date me) and I take the initiative instinctively a lot of the time, but if you want to take the lead and you're competent enough then I won't stop you, I'm not insecure about it.
>I actually used to think I'm straight but still considering hitting on you.
It's kind of creepy, but that's a compliment! I like hearing that people like me.
>would you clean and bleach your anus regularly
Ew, I would never do that. And you shouldn't expect this depravity of anyone, you should help them stay away from it... Just how I see things though.
But on second thought sometimes it gets lonely, and I could appreciate some warmth... Nothing else besides that!!!!
Femanon needs to hit me up already, she is making me descend into madness by not showing up

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I you want a femanon that appreciates these traits you might as well start getting into anal

You're not getting it. I'll simplify it for you: I'm not a fucking faggot user!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't need to compensate for my charm with low-class machismo. I love guns and cars like any other boy.

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>And I don't need to compensate for my charm with low-class machismo
You're not getting it.
There's no charm in any of the traits you just described for any female that isn't on steroids.

And just to clarify, I'm aware this is somewhat of a parody, I'm just not sure where's the line between the character and the real loveless undersocialized person that you really are.
(pic rel, another undercooked "cute" male)

Femanon, 3 reasons to make you date me:
1. I love video games and play them a lot
2. I love cartoons and porn, especially Japanese
3. I love learning and doing things to learn, so I get busy with random projects and so I'm not clingy the downside is that I disappear for a few weeks

>no charm
Projecting much?? Just because I'm not a wet dream of the lowest common denominator doesn't mean I'm not charming. Cute girls love cute boys.
>parody
What isn't a parody? Tell me user, because really all appearances are simply carnival masks! And I made myself the cutest one. Actions speak louder than words... maybe you didn't have a dad to tell you that so now you're sitting here and being sad because you're not cute?
>real loveless undersocialized
I am all 3 of these things, yes, I don't hide it. Most people here are like this.
I had a good chuckle, I hope you find a nice girl!

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Furthermore, I am sure I could easily beat you in a sword fight (I have studied fencing as a child)

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...And I've just gotten the holiest trips you can get on this website, heavens be praised... I excel at both masculinity and femininity at the highest level and God is with me.

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You better start focusing on femininity because I'm coming for that ass

That's all you can muster? I have so thoroughly trashed you and you still have the gall to say these things to me? Okay, suppose we did get into a 1 on 1 situation, you would just instantly get manipulated and dominated in a hundred different ways. I own you user.

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>suppose we did get into a 1 on 1 situation, you would just instantly get manipulated and dominated in a hundred different ways
If so it would probably be one of these cliched life lessons when you understand that what you truly want has always been at your hands in the first place and then after you got the ego boost from winning over me the misery of the dysphoria would kick in because it's not the real you.
shortly after you'll pull your old chastity out of the drawer and bend over suggestively.

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>what you truly want
I have always wanted a loyal and kind wife.
>dysphoria
No such thing!! It's a psyop
>bend over suggestively
I'd honestly love doing that just to tease you, but I worry that'd make you too miserable and I'd start feeling bad for you.

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