Don't take the doll pill it's pathetic

>don't take the doll pill it's pathetic
>instead subscribe to dozens of girls only fans, follow them on twitch and twitter and don't forget to donate to their patreon and maybe they will say your screen name on stream with their fake sing song voice
What is wrong with people that refuse the doll pill?

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>What is wrong with people that refuse the doll pill?
Admittedly, my real-deal wife is much much better than the ass and pussy I bought online, and I opted for the black model because it was extra frisky.

>What is wrong with people that refuse the doll pill?
user it might suprise you, but there are more options than spending all your money on woman online or wasting it on a hunk of plastic.

>my real-deal wife
Larp.

Dude, it's crazy, she's like a self-heating, self-lubricating sex doll! And better than that, she's my best friend on top of taking my cock in all kinds of slutty ways! I really wish I could figure out her manufacturer but she just gets mad at me when I try and find her serial number. I'll keep you guys updated in case I figure out how to get one like her. In the meantime I'm going to get laid!

Sex dolls are too expensive. I would pay $1000 for one that looks like her and no more. And the vagina needs to be replaceable as it's gonna get damaged and the doll becomes worthless.

l definitely would

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Cringey boomer faggot gtfo

You don't know what larp is but you felt attacked so you went reddit mode?
>i'm gping to get laid
No one who had sex speaks like that user... lurk more on r/sex or whatever reddit has

Wow you guys felt hella threatened by a fucking joke. Lighten up, incels, life is not a race to find the most pathetic loser possible.

>Lighten up, incels
As i thought, pathetic retarded larper, redditor, incel in the closet.
>don't worry little buddy
>you will never have real sex

Or just don't do either, and IMPROOV urself enought to fuck a real hole

How do you improve an ugly as fuck face? inb4 haircut

I do in fact have real sex. I have my naked wife in my bed right now. That is totally beside the point, which is that you can't take a simple joke, and you're desperate to find people more pathetic than you to shit on.

>I have my naked wife in my bed right now
Literally a 14 year old larper
>no guysss my gf is here and naked
I'm not looking for people more pathetic, you are the one who does if you come to a board for incels to larp like you have a wife and have sex

Kinda pathetic to come to incel anonymous to boast about your wife
Like going to AA and boasting about your sobriety

>uncle visits my parents and me
>drinking with him
>he says he got a doll cause aunt doesn't put out
>never feels sexually frustrated anymore
>improoved his marriage
What a chad bros

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? That's all it is, is speakers talking about how they used to be drunk and now they're sober. So, I used to be pathetic and sexless (before the the age of ten) and now I'm here to tell you all how it is and you have no basis on which to refute me.

>western men can't even get sex from their wives
absolute cucks

She will also age like milk both emotionally and physically, and in a few years you'll be max copium trying to tell everyone how your wife, with whom you're literally stuck with, is so great despite all her flaws.

I don't envy people like you.

Whatever retarded subreddit you blew in from, you need to go back there. Immediately.