Mfw I get a client demanding to speak to someone from Canada

>mfw I get a client demanding to speak to someone from Canada
>mfw I think I can larp as Canadian
>mfw they hang up after I finish every sentence with -ey

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Sorry but It's spelt EH, eh
you imposter, sorry I bet you didn't even apologize constantly

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>finishing every sentence with -eh
Rookie mistake going full Newfie.

You never go full Newfie.

Sorry, you catch the 'nucks game last night? Pretty neat tending by Demko eh?

>Sorry
There are two syllables to this word. Write their pronunciation. Prove your Canadian citizenship.

Sorr eh

I wish I had a Canadian bf really badly desu. They're so much better looking than Amerimutts.

Begone, deciever. You are not worthy of Tim Horton's.

I assure you madame(?) I'm not.
My penis works though.

Just so you know how retarded you sounded, imagine if they asked to speak to an American and you started going YEEEEEE HAW and speaking with the most stereotypical Texas accent you've ever heard.

>They're so much better looking than Amerimutts.
Can you explain how? Genuinly curious. It's the first time I've felt "exotic" or different to someone. I watch American TV. I don't see how we're that different, outside of maybe the south.

she/he watched Due South
can't say i blame him/her that was a great show.

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Your balls smell like maple syrup

>Due South
Ok, now that's a reference that I'd NEVER expect to see here. Degrassi, sure. But that?

i thought all americans got their info about us from that show

well for starters we dont have a high concentration of mutt blood, also the south doesnt exist

>Your balls smell like maple syrup
You know, it could be that I've just acclimatized to the scent, but to be honest, I haven't noticed. And I can stink pretty bad, I'm full on bear body.

>the south doesnt exist
The Canadian "south" is Alberta.

and we dont have swamp people or florida niggers here

Alberta Canada is best Canada

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>no one post Canadian accent vocaroo yet