/amerifeel/

Fuck the British and their /britfeel/ thread. Let's have a thread for Americans.

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THIS IS NOW A FACKIN BRI'ISH THREAD. YOU STUPID CANTS AVE NUTHIN ON ME YEAH? YOU FAT FACKIN YANK SCUM! FACK OFF ME BORED CUNT!

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well done this thread is already a failure just like the usa

I'm not American, I'm just popping in to say that you guys have really cool accents

LAND OF HOPE AND GLOOOOORYYY

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i'm american and i hate this country

Alri de Yanks

Anyone else live in a small town that just has a Dollar General for the grocery store and the gas station has the only restaurant?

Fucking ... just... so dismal. There's nothing to do but join my uncle's roofing business and watch my high school acquaintances all die from drug overdoses.

This thread will fail. /brit/, brit/pol/ and /britfeel/ are the new punk rock.

>Let's have a thread for Americans
You already have most of the board

Jesus that sounds terrible, no chance of you moving away?

If this becomes a general start naming the thread /muttfeel/.

>*shoots redcoat*

U ONESTLY FINK I'M A FACKIN 'EDCOAT YEAH? I'VE BIN 2 THA ST8S OF JOEWHORE! YEAH YEAH I'VE BEEN AROUND A BIT! AD ME TEA IN SID'S STREET YEAH CUNTS LIKE U AVEN'T SEEN NATHIN AND I'M HERE LIVIN RIGHT HERE ON THE FAMILY PATCH! CUNTS LIKE YOU AV NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE STATES AND U R LECKTURIN ME ON HISTORY? GO FACK URSELF U DUMB YANKIN CANT!

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just fucking move to a better place you faggot, complaining about your situation but won't do shot to change it.

Aww, thanks. What region of America do you think has the best accent?

>*dumps tea in harbor*
>*shoots redcoat*

I'm actually surprised how poorly evenly distributed the US is.
I always thought Texas was a very populated state, but a few days ago I saw a video how over 75% of it's entire population is on the east side around the three major cities. Western Texas is fucking desolate. The same goes for many other states, especially those in the middle of the country shaped like rectangles with nothing but prairies and cornfields.
I could never live in a city, but I imagine life gets quite boring out there

>a Dollar General for the grocery store and the gas station has the only restaurant
Yes, I grew up there. It's third world conditions and soul killing. I'll repeat what others have said and tell you to leave now. You can only go upwards from there. It feels like you belong there, but you don't. There's so much more to life than roofing and going to the Stop n' Go to eat macaroni and cheese out of a warming tray. Good God. I wouldn't take a free house in the town I grew up if the condition was I had to live in it, I would rather just die and I mean that honestly not as hyperbole.

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Is it at least good mac and cheese?

I think the Mid-Atlantic has the best accent.
The South is a close second

>I think the Mid-Atlantic has the best accent.

I'm from the west coast but I agree I like that accent

I hate living here, but know the whole west is fucked so it doesn't matter where I move. Thinking about moving to Sweden since I love big tit blondes and apparently they love Americans there. Problem is my neuroplasticity is gone so I can't learn Swedish and truly integrate (though most Swedes are fluent in English). Also have no idea what job I'd get. Could be a swe, but I hate programming. Part of me wants to move to Minneapolis since many Scandinavian Americans (aka big tittied blondes) there but the crime there is terrible due to the 20% blacks.

>20% blacks
Why do Swedes love Somalis so much? Even in Minnesota all the Swedes demanded that Somali rapefugees get settled there.

What's it like living in the west coast?