>be me
>college coomer
>last days before summer break
>cutie that sits next to me suddenly starts talking to me
>usually be quiet because im shy
>be jokey and playful (especially in my group chat) but cant be like that when im in person
>just reply to whatever she says and by the end of the day she asks for my socials
>itshappening.wav
>holdtheboner.rar
>be struggling to talk to her but she's making it easier
>friends tell me to be more confident and bold and flirt a little since i already have it in the bag
>be three days after I met her, feel more confident and like her a lot
>already in summer break so we only chat on the internet
>decide to let out my jokey nature and flirt a bit
>be messaging and tell her to stop being so cool cause she's going to force me to rape her which in turn will make her the rapist as she would be forcing me to do it
>no laughing
>be a couple of hours later she's seen it
>be hours later no response
>unsend the message and ask what she had for dinner
>no response for the next day
>be another day
>"you can no longer send messages to this user"
>send screenshots to friends and while they agree the joke was too convoluted she was also being a humorless bitch
>be sad and still a virgin
anons why did god made me a jokester
Be me
You retard.
Joke doesn't even make sense
> messaging and tell her to stop being so cool cause she's going to force me to rape her which in turn will make her the rapist as she would be forcing me to do it
0 to 1000 in the blink of an eye, well done stealth autist
Yep, she dodged a bullet
This is why I play it safe and never ever mention anything related to rape when in conversation with women. 90% of r9k cringe stories like this I read are about anons who say something about rape that maybe other guys would laugh at but that is totally inappropriate when speaking 1 on 1 with a woman.
Be glad she did not go for a restraining order
Women don't like autists user. Sorry. If you're going to make a rape joke to a woman, you better bet you either are the funniest man alive or richest man alive.
Women don't like to talk about rape. They want to experience it. That is when you slipped on the banana peel
>>be messaging and tell her to stop being so cool cause she's going to force me to rape her which in turn will make her the rapist as she would be forcing me to do it
You will regret this decision for the rest of your life user.
>stop being so cool cause she's going to force me to rape her which in turn will make her the rapist as she would be forcing me to do it
I'm autistic but I'm really super-thankful that I was not this autistic. It would have made things a lot more difficult.
>send screenshots to friends and while they agree the joke was too convoluted she was also being a humorless bitch
You need new friends. I'm not say to drop these ones necessarily but you badly need other, less autistic perspectives so you don't make mistakes this terrible in the future.
Even the sort of woman to think rape jokes were funny would have been put off and creeped out by that.
you deserve an award, this is some kind of autism record
This has to be fake, otherwise, you're retarded OP. I'm surprised you're even in school.
I believe it because this sounds like something I would have done at that age
If you were chad she would have loved it
You really deserve to be killed, user
You're a magnificent retard user, just learn a lesson from it and carry on. Here is an instaspagetti for you to feel better
>be me in my semi normie school days
>apparently girl from the other class liked me, but I was too much of an autist to notice
>our mutual friend who knows me better (also a girl) decides to help her
>arranges this weird fucking meeting during the break between the classes
>I come up to them, my friend says something among the lines "there is a pretty girl looking forward to meeting you"
>I look at them and say
>fucken hell, she must be running late then
>both of their faces have WTF written on them
>no regrets
Rape isn't funny you retard
Rape is hilarious but his delivery sucked
>joke about rape to a college girl
you fucked up big time user.
All right assuming you're not trolling me. Imagine what a rape joke from a guy is like to a girl. Imagine you're sitting in a cell Block with a bunch of men who like having sex with your gender who can overpower you and rape you at all times. Which is basically everyday life for women. And then one day one of them says I need you to stop being so cool a n o n because I'm going to rape you and you're going to turn me into a rapist and it's your fault. You can't seriously tell me you're going to find that funny. And honestly even disregarding all that. What is funny about someone being forced to have sex against their will? There's literally nothing funny about that. You wouldn't laugh if I was raping you. So why do you find it funny? Like it's just not funny. Like it's actually just not funny.
That's different though