What do I say R9k? Im retarded... help me get a girlfriend
What do I say R9k? Im retarded... help me get a girlfriend
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"damn you look like a white bitch"
>if I were to ask you to get lunch with me on Saturday would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
fool-proof
Show her bio i'm good at this, and unlike many here not a virgin.
Just say "You look like a cut of fuckable meat"
brain maxxer
retarded
I was looking for good first responses in general, i want to respond to a lot of different matches. Diversify the prospects u know?
ask her what she does for a living! ;)
>We are a young couple who likes to have sex and shoot it all on camera:)
OH NONONONONONO
>I was looking for good first responses in general
This is my go-to, works like 30% of the time.
sorry man, i dont think i have the confidence to ask that
how do I get someone to fall in love with me? Should I just ask a girl if she wants to get married?? that seems smart
If you can't/don't at least fake confidence over text then tinder is not for you. It takes zero real confidence to type words into a phone.
I dont want to open with im looking for sex. I want to find a girlfriend
send a bunch of random numbers if she asks whats that then say its a puzzle but its missing your number then send her your penis to her phone
Most Tinder profiles named Olivia are bots.
>I want to find a girlfriend
delete tinder
olivia let me change the little o to the big O
damnit user why u gotta ruin it like that, it had only begun
i have different matches I can send too. dubs decides first message
help me talk to women r9k. I know this is clearly the best website to ask