Reminder that your dick can only get smaller

reminder that your dick can only get smaller

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This image has to be photoshopped.
if not, then where is it from?

>Latino brown
>5'2 manlet
>fat
>balding
>Retard
>No job
>Stutters a lot in conversation
>No skills to flaunt
>Has a microdick


God really wanted me to be his personal enemy huh?

How does that happen exactly?

>into sph
>dick is bigger than average

why couldn't I have been born a small dicked loser? it's not fair

Good, I've recently started a journey to make it smaller. Smol PP's are CUTE.

>Latino
>balding
that sucks dude. i noticed latinos tend to go bald less commonly than white people. it really does sound like the genetic lottery fucked you.

mine is that thickness but like 3 inches long, so hopefully not

That thing is genuinely small but as a sph expert always notice of how the legs are position and the pelvis drawn inwards. You can make your dick 50% smaller the way you position your body. It's likely that the person for this pic did a heavy workout or spent an extended time in the water, then used said posture to create the picture of this extraordinarily small dick.
I myself have the perfect pleasantly above average dick size and wish i was that small naturally but oh well.

>tfw 4 inch penis
>6'7" height
Why. Why. Who did this to me. The world isn't fair.

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>tfw 6'3 height
>8"dick
>6.5 inch girth
too painful for foids who try to take it
fml

my dick is about twice as big as that
it's still over for me

you just havent learned how to foreplay yet, idiot. 80% of women will be able to take that dick if you get into into dickslut mode, their vagina adjusts to the dick if aroused.

>their vagina adjusts to the dick if aroused
no it gets bigger and deeper
t. guy that has fun at first and then goes into OH NO mode later on

Similar shit here. I don't even pretend to feel like a normal person anymore.

>brown
Some Latinos are white, depending on which shade you prefer I guess that is ok
>manlet
Trait common with spics, not sure about Latinos but any manlet is objectively fucked
>fat
Hit the gym
>balding
Oof
>retard
Mega oof
>no job
How can anyone have a hard time getting a job in this market
>stutters a lot
Practice socializing and that is something therapy can actually fix
>no skills
Learn some
>microdick
Oof
I rate you a 8-9 on my totally fucked scale. Will take a Herculean effort for mediocre results but the choice is yours

Klinefelters victim

>How can anyone have a hard time getting a job in this market
By being a high school flunkie

>thick heavy 7.5" dick with veins
>total bottom
>wish I was a cute small dicked trap
I think God just likes fucking with us for fun

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oh my god you're like my worse version
>latino brown but slightly light
>5'6 manlet
>fat, ~260 ish lbs last i checked
>dropped out at 10th grade
>havent worked a real job yet
>cannot hold a conversation with normal people
>all skills relate to computers
>micropenis

>he doesn't know about bph

>cold water surfer
>more and more used to the cold
>hands don't get numb
>head doesnt sting
>super super cold one day
>when the cold hit i had to pee so bad
>held it, surfed a bit more
>stripped off wetsuit, raced home
>standing at the toilet
where's my penis?
>cant find my dick
>dick has retreated into my body
>have like a big clit
>can't pee
>wtf
popped out after a sec and was normal but wtf man. working great otherwise. i think i've been accidentally training the muscles that pull the dick into the body for protection

I'm the slightly better version of you both.
>latino brown but slightly light
>5'5 manlet
>thin (103 lbs) but I'm working on getting some muscle
>didn't drop out but never went to college (not yet at least)
>havent worked a real job yet
>cannot hold a conversation with normal people
>all skills relate to computers
>7 inch dick

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