Spills some beans for us anons, what are your most embarrassing moments of recent times?
Spills some beans for us anons, what are your most embarrassing moments of recent times?
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met a well known shitposter from Any Forums in the market said hi and he ghosted me
are you even trying glowies ?
>LOL aren't I so epic for posting that pic from the MLP G5 trailer?
Drink bleach
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>LOL aren't I so epic for missing 18 threads in the past 24 hours?
Trace better.
I'd legit like to beat you to death
YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FUCKING FLESH REMOVED
And you'd get beaten until you're bloody and red
But I'm a girl user, you couldn't.
Into a mangy pulp
You wouldn't live
This user scares me, I'm a fragile qt grill, somebody get him out of here.
There'd be no hope for survival
This may not have occured to you, but trannies like you aren't women.
Your death would be secured
I fucked the frog but it didn't suck my cock make it green from envy and dressed it like a slut and did a monkey pok in its butt getting it hooked
on deez nut while I was lubricating its blood
Fuck it was weird yet got my hard froggy leaping for my next catch basement slut awwwwww my inching cock it inches would it ever stop still cooming from the nub like I could dick ridded by one off those sluts in the club yup
REEEEEEEIIIIIII
Trannies aren't women.
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I found a date from Any Forums on omegle so I showed up and he was a bald manlet with an old business suit.
You wouldn't magically resurrect
YOU WILL FUCKING BLEED TO YOUR DEATH.
You'd just be dead for the rest of eternity
Wait, mt explain me this, it's possible not to be dead for the rest of eternity?
And frankly, that would be a good thing
YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD CHOPPED OFF OF YOUR NECK
Blood will spurt out from it
Emptying your vessels
And emptying your insides of their organs
None of this would'vnt've happen if you didn't miss those 18 threads in the past 24 hrs.
THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT TOMORROW, I WON'T SHED A FUCKING TEAR
You'd be a hollow shell
Both metaphorically and literally
You had one job, to not miss threads and cheese and you blew it. Let's discuss it.
YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FUCKING CRANIUM EXPLODE WHEN IT YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN BLAST CRACK OPEN YOUR FUCKING SKULL
No no, let's discuss why you slack at your one and only job.
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BLEEDING.
Since you wouldn't have any organs left in you
And you'd be deprived of your vital functions as a result
No breath or pulse would come out
Why are you afraid of talking about your job?
YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.
Why would I do it when I'm currently BTFO-ing you as we speak.
JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY. YOU'D BENEFIT THE WORLD IN DOING SO.
I'm too epic for doing such thing.
Since you wouldn't have the organs to do so
Nobody buys that at all.