be me, 19 year old femanon wasting her life doing shitty dead end work

> be me, 19 year old femanon wasting her life doing shitty dead end work
> depressed
> cat comes into office while im wageslaving
> jumps in lap, curls up, falls asleep
> instantly feel 500% better and much more confident about my work
> pic related, cat in question
thanks cat

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>19 year old femanon
unnecessary info, you must now pay for the time I spent reading your post
remember to timestamp

Tits or gtfo

Just kidding haha marry me pls

i just wanted an excuse to post my cat because i love him and he means a lot to me

>be me 30 year old user
>wasting my life doing shitty dead end work
>19 year old femanon comes into office while wage slaving
>curls up under my desk and falls asleep
>instantly feel 500% better
No pic, she doesn't exist

earned a laugh, well played

just dont bring up your gender idiot, it looks like attentionwhoring

i won't do it again! this is literally my first post on the site, so i'll just try again better next time :)

Can I pet your pussy?

like all cats, he becomes incredibly violent at the drop of a hat, however instead of clawing people he just baps your arm repeatedly. he isn't even declawed, he just chooses to hurt you emotionally instead of physically

so yes you can pet him!

Their won't be a next time.

How old is your kot?

i ask to be spared
he's 8 years old! very friendly cat, healthy, just kind of sleepy in that picture bc i woke his dumb ass up for the picture lol

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>she's a newfag AND a woman
don't come back

Careful, this is the beginning stages of becoming a crazy cat lady. Quit your shitty job, marry some rich simp and travel the world.
Dont be a crazy cat lady and give yourself toxoplasmosis.

leave and never come back, please, trust me

>toxoplasmosis
its literally a cheat code to chadhood dumbass, you should be begging for it

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There's a cat that lives near me that's missing it's tail. I sometimes coax him into the garden with food, and he'll chill with me whilst I woodcarve.

Gonna have to get a pic of him.

I also found a newt on my doorstep, think the cat might have brought it as a gift.

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i feel like i'll be fine
i will post cat pictures so much
well, i've already applied to a few new jobs that will hopefully value me and my experience more, and i have no interest in having any cats other than my current one!

a gift! i hope you cherish the newt! i will patiently await photos of that cat, plus an obligatory picture of something youve carved!

I let the newt go, I think it was preggers so didn't want to interfere with nature too much.

Here's one, I call him Gandalf the gay.

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Post your discord. I might add you.

looks really cool! like something you'd see in the handle of a staff that's helped countless old men climb mountains, each mark and scratch having its own story to tell

unfortunately i dont really have much social media, other than a skype which i havent used in years. does linkedin count as social media??

ANYONE WHO IS TALKING TO THIS FOID DESERVES EXCOMMUNICATION. THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS ONLY. I REPEAT. ROBOTS. NOT FUCKING INCELS. NOT ZOOMERS. NOT FAILED NORMAL FAGS. ROBOTS. LEAVE. I DONT COME INTO YOUR REDDIT OR TWITTER THREADS AND SHIT IT UP, SO HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT YOU FREAKS.

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You should make a discord account and add the boys from this thread it would be pretty fun to talk about our hobbies and stuff

i am sorry mr robot sir

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Thanks!

I've been carving lots of small mushrooms to possibly make as chesspieces to a matching board, also. Ignore that swirly one, that was a practice piece.

Just gotta paint them all now.

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the idea of a mushroom chess board is certainly an interesting one! i've never played chess and the idea of a chess board where all of the pieces are types of mushroom/fungus is definitely something i would spend my hard earned wage coin on