Ok Any Forums funny story just happened

Ok Any Forums funny story just happened
So I posted a thread on the chans looking for a girl (for nsfw reasons) and got a reply. We talk for a bit and she(?) says she's 2 months before 18, not a good sign. I ask for pic with timestamp and then she posts a steamer looking e-girl and claim it's her. No timestamp but says it's an old pic I call them out and days ends. Next day comes and I message them again (still have hope) and apparently someone else answers, claiming they were given the account by a friend they didn't talk to for 3 years and has no idea who I am. We talk for a bit then we mutually go our own ways. (we agree to block each other)
Now I'm just confused as heck ???

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Most confusing part of this for me is why the age? I can reasonably assume they were lying about being a girl but why claim to be underaged? Were they lying about both? Idk what's funnier to me the idea that it really was a girl who gave away her discord or if it's the same person trying to save face lol

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Glowie sent in to check up on you and see if youre actually a pedophile. This is just stage one of a multi stage investigation. Ditch the agent and the discord account you used to talk to them.

Is that actually a thing that happens? I think I passed though.

Yes actually. Especially since incel basement dwellers are the current boogieman of choice.

No intelligent person actually thinks incels are dangerous only propaganda for normies.

Why the fuck are Zoomers so ghost-happy and block-happy. I'm almost 35 and could count on one hand the number of times I've blocked people in my entire life.

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More than half of all people are not intelligent

I don't like blocking either but when I first talked with them they claimed to be one thing then at the end claimed to be someone else. This is the second person I blocked. Seemed nice but I really don't want to see them given the context.

The fbi are paranoid retards that are more incompetent than regular police. Probably just a cover, or perhaps greater forces are at play

Yeah ok please shut up me asking for a girl to chat with does not make me prone to pedophilia unless you assume girl=underaged female but I also use boy for myself and twink types.

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The fbi are paranoid retards. They think that this place is some underground darkweb pedo website. They got a hold of your discord and wanted to check up on ya

Well made them part our ways and he or she (???) blocked me first.

Because their investigation is done. Youre not a pedo

You were lied to. What's so difficult to understand?

Ok but why say 2 months before 18? They even said it was legal in their country (uk) Wouldn't it make more sense to say 15 or 14? And what would happen if I said let's wait the 2 months?

I just don't think a government agency wanted to catch some retard on a Any Forums thread I didn't even mention anything about age because I thought it was presumed I wanted someone 18+

Its stage one of a multistage investigation

Fine it wasn't a government agency it was someone who just crafted an elaborate lie who didn't want to talk to you anymore

There. All better sweetie?

You know shut up no more (You)s for you! >:(
That literally makes more sense though I never implied any pedophilia in my thread!

Great. You can delete this shitty thread now

You are angry because its the truth