>gf started crying after sex
>handed me this note
>pretends to be a toddler for the rest of the night
>spills her sippy cup of juice on my bed
>burned herself on a candle and started crying cuz she poked it when I wasnt watching
What the HECK is up with women?
Should I be concerned or is this just a whamman moment?
I have autism and have never had a gf before so idk if im just being a party pooper or if this shit is really weird?
user, I think you've struck gold.
Op, I hope you're underage and dating someone who is also underage. I pray to omegajesus that this wasn't written by an adult woman.
No, it's really weird. Insane women are into that age regression shit as a way to cope with having a shitty childhood. I'd probably run if I was you
You're... Probably fucked, and not even in the good way.
RUN. Become a ghost.
I am 29 and she is 21 :/
Other than this shes really cool and sweet though, and likes chill obscure animoo, and I feel really comfortable around her
I hope so
Women are fucking terrific this is hilarious
I would try to outbaby her
No one can outbaby the 20 something NEEToddler
It's a nice idea for a thread sir, and I applaud you for going through the effort of having made a note yourself to compliment your story. Good going sir, good going
ABANDON SHIP. ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP.
bpd alert
This would give me an 8-foot concrete hard boner
I hope you'll take advantage of this while she's yours OP
I swear on me mum its real user
My handwriting is worse than that lol
RUN AWAY NOW
>gf
>age-regresser
leave normalnigger and leave that crazy woman before she ruins your life.
post a sample of your handwriting next to the note in the op
Lol you put your dick in crazy.
You shouldn't have did that.
>Other than this shes really cool and sweet though, and likes chill obscure animoo, and I feel really comfortable around her
Eh, you could try to be understanding and deal with it if you really want to. But I don't recommend it
you know the rule about sticking your dick in crazy, user
do it again if the sex is good, then dump her. this kinda shit spells nothing but trouble for a long-term relationship.
fuck off my board you humblebragging faggot
Lol, you're in for a fun and ultimately disastrous ride.
Same pen written on the same stack of note cards I keep on my desk
This literally happened last night
Redpill me on BPD and age regression
I dont do kink(desu anything more than kissing on the lips is kinda gross to me) and have no idea wtf this means and why its a "Red flag"
why do you post with random normiecore blackgaze album covers
Because they sound cool and I like the pictures
It means she got fucked at the age she regresses to
>all these cowards saying to "RUN"
Ride the tiger OP, become the lord of the game
yep my ex used to do this
A common thread I came across while having relationships with Women. They don't want responsibility. They want the guy to be responsible for everything.
Is she in therapy?
Has she ever warned you that she gets "age regressed" before?
Dude, fucking bail. Unless you are a mentally ill pedofork (which I hope you aren't) this is a complete turnoff in every way imaginable and you are going to be dealing with her batshit insane "age regression" baggage until the day she dies.
Great, now you have plenty of time to copy her handwriting and write her suicide note.