I want a life like this. How do I acquire a life like this?

I want a life like this. How do I acquire a life like this?

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You don't
>the fuck you talkin about this is original content baybee

Ew.

This life is better in picrel.

you will never, you will die alone

that is not how to make love to a woman, you need to lie down in a bed and kiss, if you are standing up it won't work

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> tfw no picrel
Fixed

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Look at that LYC (Little Yellow Cock) she should have a BBC instead

His dick looks like his thumb but swollen

have you tried doing it standing up desu?

>Micropenis Brad had to settle for some Latino trannymutt
Lmao, white boys stay taking Ls

hes not yellow lol

At least my dick is bigger than Chang Thunderwang

>small dick
>chestlet

so you want to suffer??

hes not even azn ._.

how the fuck do you not get an erection when standing next to a naked female, especially when sex is imminent. am i that much of a virgin?

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no no no, do not stand up when doing it, you need to lie down in a bed when kissing and cuddling, that is how you make love, THOSE ARE THE RULES

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That guy is white, retard

then why is his dick so small
do white guys really have tiny dicks like this? Is this the true source of anti black male racism? Penis envy?

He's on roids. It shrinks your dick.

He also has a significant part of it unaesthetically truncated

roids don't shrink your dick dumbass, but they do have the potential to shrink your balls if you don't run compounds like hcg along with them

i think he's just soft desu. i would love to suck the life out of pic rels penis.