All men do is rape, cheat, jack off, eat hot chip and manipulate

all men do is rape, cheat, jack off, eat hot chip and manipulate.

DONT even bother replying with
>get off my board roastie!
no. be original. prove me wrong. have a sense of fucking humor!

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I'm sorry men hurt you but this is not a healthy way to cope. I recommend instead catfishing incels and then rendering them infertile with a baseball bat when they show up looking for sex.

If I paid you $3k to have sex with me would you do it?

Have you tried these? They're pretty good

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it doesnt bring me joy to cause physical pain unfortunately, but i always wished i had some evil nature about me. id agree its not a healthy coping mechanism if it was entirely serious, but its a simple post. thank you either way user.

You will find a good man in Church

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>rape
only rich chads that can get away with it or ghetto niggers who would go to jail anyway
>cheat
imagine being able to pull not 1 but 2 cunts at the same time, serves you right hole
>jack off, eat hot chip
here we go again, chad hurt me now i go hate all men but i can't hate chad so fuck the rest of you losers
>manipulate
like 1% of the population are psychopathic dark triad guys yet women somehow always find them

i actually dont eat hot chips. do you like rice cakes? lemon poppy seed ones to be exact. (pulling open my jacket to reveal a plethora of them taped to my chest)

The only way to prove you wrong is to have you give me a chance.

fucking TRUE
i hate them so much.

why would you pay me for sex silly

People don't go to church anymore.

Predicting at least 100+ with this one. what do you guys think?

i would have agreed with you in the past user, and maybe im just unfortunate, but all of the males in my life that werent associates or coworkers were evil, degenerate, and animalistic in some form. maybe not rapists, but full of dirty desires and would cheat with underaged pussy in a heartbeat. ive healed from my hurt, but my rose colored glasses shattered very long ago. i wish i was never exposed to the true nature of men, for id really have continued to see them in a good light.

What's the deal with all the holeposting today? Did some autist nuke lolcow with CP again?

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>dates obvious assholes for superficial reasons
>gets surprised and angry when they drop her like some sort of trash
>goes to a bunch of lonely virgin men on the internet to tell them how they rape and cheat and manipulate
Fuck off whore

only yucky, miserable girls lurk lolcow. besides, arent you guys sworn enemies? ive been on Any Forums and Any Forums specifically much longer than i knew of lolcow to be honest.

trannie tier picrel

Rice cakes are okay but I never really go for them unless they're part of a snack tray and I have booze as well. Sitting around eating cheese, meat, and little snacks like that every once in a while makes me feel like a king.

easily over one hundred and fifty

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i wish you guys were more varied in your replies. its really tiring. do you have anything new aside from assuming ive been fucking chad, whoring myself out, or that im a tranny with a necrotic hole? come on, i know there must be some wit here. you guys aren't all porn addicted and brain rotted, r-right?

>healed from my hurt
Women have the funniest way of saying "I'm a whore who's still bitter about being fucked n' chucked"

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Taking the bait I think is part of board culture now. I think the best way to ruin these types of threads is to just take the bait in the dumbest way possible. It's like how you should always post in tripfag including threads with their bullshit.

Oh they do not?

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more like
>only ever had one lonely virgin boyfriend who i spend a year giving a chance trying to help, we both lose our virginity to each other
>gets cheated on and beat daily
>raped and beat by men i trusted since i was little
heh, go on about how you are all lonely virgin men radiating with innocence?

i smell scrote