Bitches LOVE Stardew Valley. You know why?
Bitches LOVE Stardew Valley. You know why?
Logan Fisher
Jayden Foster
Because they can actually marry Chad in the game instead of just being pumped and dumped by him. God I hate women.
Isaac Clark
Because 99% of women don't derive enjoyment from based games that have a competitive angle to the core gameplay loop?
Brody Hughes
..DizzyKitten plays and I LOVE HER even though i'll never be her boyfren ._.
t. Stormy
Charles Campbell
I fucking love Stardew Valley so I can understand why they would like it too.
Parker Johnson
Women love games like Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and The Sims because they can be in complete control of everything and can manipulate the characters into to revering them because they're all narcissists with god-complexes.
Ryan White
tfw i'll never get close enough to smell DizzyKitten's feet because she's had multiple stalkers and is very guarded.
Brody Ortiz
This cute light skin girl plays Stardew and her channel helped me when I first started playing it.
Asher Brooks
heheh..
SOOO. Dizzykitten *.*
or..., BAELEIGH
Gavin Murphy
there's cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite
post more liz
Blake Collins
Lizzy Luscious
Alexander Hill
Bought Stephanie this game, hope she enjoyed it.
Oliver Hill
My brother made me play this and it's the most boring shit. I played for 20+ hours and still couldn't get into it. I'm more of a terraria enjoyer.
Carson Gomez
But women don't even like that guy for some reason they always like the depressed alcoholic guy and the emo twink
Jackson Clark
because it's a low effort easy game that they can actually do well at. like animal crossing, it's a game that takes no real skill.
Alexander Phillips
I hate how well this has aged
Matthew Gomez
Stardew valley is nice, I get to live out the fantasy of marrying a gigastacy like Haley
Eli Ramirez
i like the big booty blue haired hippy chick
Cameron Green
>went for the shy bookworm first playthrough
I kinda miss when I was ignorant about the fact that shy girls fucking hate shy/introverted guys just like extroverted ones do, I like extroverted girls now because at least I can do the opposites attract larp
Camden Wright
I was introverted when I played the game, but who gives a fuck, she's sweet and I liked her. Also she is **not real**
Oliver Green
Nah Alex was the first person I ever married when playing the game after I first saw him I wanted to marry him and gave him gifts everyday
Samuel Howard
Well that's you, every girl I've met who's played this marries either Sebastian or Shane