God I wish I was a girl so I could play the easy mode

God I wish I was a girl so I could play the easy mode

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Only fags have to turn off hard mode.

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Agreed. The satisfaction of waiting in a cold wet bush for 3 hours for the girl of your dreams to walk by if far greater than the satisfaction of making eye contact with someone and it being game over already.

I think it's better to have fun than to torture yourself.

idk if it's easy mode but i really wish i were a girl

same. i just want to feel a guy pulsating inside my pussy :(

i love suffering. i love growing because of that suffering. i love punishing people with that made me suffer with the power i gained while suffering.

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> asking for it
Do I need to fetch the Eastern Asian males again?

Future tranny alert.
You should be wishing you were Chad. You get to fuck just as much and are a big sucked alpha male. I know that is what I would want.

>You should be wishing you were Chad
Being a girl is more possible today than being a "chad" lol
What? Is he going to grow facial bones? Grow taller? kek

fippitypippitybippitypippity

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The funny thing is when you're a competent man instead of a weird beta, life is easy mode.

>he can only have fun if he's playing an instakilling-but-unkillable god fantasy sim

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>so I could whore myself to chads
FTFY

Imagine being able to fuck 6-8/10 girls for all of your teenage and early/mid 20s. Then settle down with and marry a 5/10 girl who is willing to work 40 hours a week for decades to support you and your kids. Women have the audacity to complain when they have it fucking made. Actually infuriating.

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No but you don't understand you HAVE to buy makeup and periods suck so the vast majority of people in your life showing courtesy and deference (if not straight up simping for you) isn't actually any better than the infinite apathy to scorn that the vast majority of men get

God you are such a stupid bitch.

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I only have fun if I have a reason to care. But suffering is boring.

Does your body reject implants/diaphragms?
That must suck.

>Park car in garage
>man in garage rapes you to death

Sounds super easy.

>Shoot him

That wasn't even bait. That was transparently an user making a joke.
You will not find any fucking women here, why are you so desperate to believe you have?

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>Reading comprehension
Anons...