Anons that have actually had sex, how did you do it? How did it happen?
Please explain it to me like I'm autistic. I'm not in university and I work full-time in tech from home. I have no idea how to get sex without paying for it.
Anons that have actually had sex, how did you do it? How did it happen?
Please explain it to me like I'm autistic. I'm not in university and I work full-time in tech from home. I have no idea how to get sex without paying for it.
>how did you do it?
I've slept with 6 women and am 22 years old. Pick a number from 1 to 6 and I'll tell you how I bagged that one. Currently receding back into incel status though. Haven't touched a girl in 8 months.
Please tell me about the most recent one user, #6.
Okay. She was a fat chick I met on Bumble who was 29. I went through a phase in 2021 where I used dating apps to fuck strangers. I don't do that shit anymore. Anyway, I explained to her within the first few messages that I was only looking for a friend with benefits and that I wouldn't lead her on or waste her time if she was looking for a real relationship. She said she was cool with that and eventually invited me over. We chatted for a bit before we got on with the sex. The first few times I fucked her were mediocre because we didn't know enough about one another, but the sex got much better as time went on. Also never used a condom with her; I'd just pull out and spray her down. The sex eventually became otherworldly and I'd fuck her for like 3-6 hours per session or until she just couldn't take it anymore. It was the best I've ever had and she said the same. She moved away and I haven't been laid since.
Basically, if you're really desperate for some pussy then just use dating apps. Lower your standards, put a bit of effort into your profile, and learn how to be moderately smooth. You'll eventually land a few low-tier women that will put out quickly.
I haven't had sex, but I can tell you one thing about people who have had sex: a woman didn't show up on their front doorstep showing him her vagina. If you want sex without cheating you have to actually have a social life.
>Out at the club with a few guy mates and one female friend
>Waiting for my female friend while she takes a piss
>Comes out talking to a girl
>She says hi to me, stays and talks to us a bit in the quiet area of the club
>Offer to buy her a drink (we're both fairly drunk at this point)
>Friend leaves
>Start telling the girl about white genocide and how the Jews control the west
>She has no clue what the fuck im going on about
>She thinks I sound smart
>Stays with me for the rest of the night
>Go home with her
>Profit
Still together 3 years later.
I don't get it either. I am short, autistic, and babyfaced and I make zero effort to pursue. Some women will literally just do it no matter how dense you are.
>Also never used a condom with her; I'd just pull out and spray her down
If you're not having sex with girls who will literally kill you if you do this you aren't living
>>Start telling the girl about white genocide and how the Jews control the west
>>She has no clue what the fuck im going on about
>>She thinks I sound smart
>>Stays with me for the rest of the night
>>Go home with her
>>Profit
I don't know. I was blackout drunk, then I realized this chick was making out with me, and it went from there. I came and fell asleep.
God that gif is so shit. Their hands arent even touching their hips half the time
You're supposed to stare at the jiggle physics.
its literally about putting out more energy than they're used too. Shake them out of their shell in a way that makes them smile and giggle. You have to make them like you out of a pure wanting to make another person happy. Its about putting out energy and giving people attention. Its about doing instead of thinking.
spent a month trying to make the best tinder I possibly could
>was able to have sex with two sub-5 girls through it
>be me
>slip a shower and get dressed
>cologne myself
>walk to neighborhood bar
>neck a few pints
>girl sits next to me
>we start talking
>not worried about sex whatsoever
>she asks for my number when i'm settling up
>tell her i'm heading to another spot
>she comes with me
>eventually end up back at her place
>leave in the morning
that's it. it's really so common. there's no magic and more importantly no manual. you just have to put yourself out there and talk to people. it will just happen. sometimes those people stay around, other times they don't. i think the part you're tripping on is the nonverbal cues that aren't really possible to explain. this is really just something acquired through patience and practice. you will fail. sometimes it sucks but eventually you just stop caring so much if at all. i would suggest that you start talking with old heads, then your peers, and then women. it becomes much more natural if you actually can connect to people without sweating so much over sex. everyone is a friend waiting to happen my guy.
You go to bars alone? I've never had the balls to do that. I feel like I'd just sit there with my overpriced drink and no one would speak to me.
then you speak to others user
So just cold approach strangers? I've had very minimal success with this in the past, even when I was still in uni. I live in rural Texas, so I think the people who go to bars often would probably just be dumb hicks.
#1 would be the most interesting. I think, and how old were you?
agree, sounds like a nightmare.
How i lost my virginity. Freshman year college, my good friend was selling weed. he sold to some girl that he knew from his hometown. He was trying to hook up with her and she came over later that night with a friend to go out with us and some other friends. Her friend kept looking at me the whole time at the pre game. im a little sped but i kinda got that she wanted to fuck when she went in the uber with me and some other people instead of with her friend she came with. We went to this club and she was hanging around me the whole time. I ended up walking home with her holding hands and she ate up everything i said no matter how retarded it was. We got back to my friends room to toke and he and the girl he sold to started making out. I was just like fuck it so i went to kiss her and we eventually go back to my room and were making out on my bed. I get to feel her perky tits and ass. she was taking off her outer layer of clothes and she took off my shirt and at this point im nervous as fuck. She ends up sitting on my lap while we are making out and starts grinding on my dick. Im now rock hard and she takes off my pants and starts giving me and handjob and then she gets to sucking. We didnt have a condom but I ended up fucking her missionary and lasted like 1 min. i basically just guided my cock into her pussy, she helped with this, and then i tried to do what i had seen in porn and give her some good strokes. It was a pretty great night but she ended up being a huge whore and fucked 2 other kids i was sort of friends with after this. moral of the story, be friends with people who get pussy.
yeah all the time. if it helps and you can walk there, drink one before you go. you'll loosen up. just smile and ask how people are doing or if they're having a good day and they'll respond. a lot of times people will strike up conversations.
>cold approach
not necessarily. if they are in your proximity, sure. the only time i'll ever just approach strangers is if i'm walking past them and i'll throw something in there. other than that keep to earshot distance and relax and talk about whatever. ask people what they think of things. if they don't feel like talking, you'll know but don't take it personally just shrug it off. the number one thing about talking with strangers is knowing when to fuck off or shut the fuck up. that's it. conversing with them is the best because if the situation spirals you won't ever see them again. and bro, rural parts of texas have some of the hottest fucking women and if you're not a dumb hick, you already have godtier advantage.
I had to pass a relentless amount of speech checks, needed alliance with certain factions, specific items had to be in my inventory, and I had to wait for good RNG. And that was at low levels, the requirements scale with your level and get harder later.
Also just to remind everyone, teenage love is a permanent missable.
>how old were you?
I was 17 when I lost my virginity to this girl, who was 16. She was a semi-unattractive mutt (I think she was half white half hispanic) that I met in my theatre class. She seemed to take a liking to me despite the fact that I rarely even made small talk with her. She figured out that I was a stoner one day and asked me if I'd like to smoke with her. I said sure and we organized to meet up at my grandmother's house after school (grandma was often gone at work).
So we smoked a few times and everything was normal, but on her 4th visit she asked if she could touch me. I said yes, of course. She started running her hands over me, which led to use making out and eventually banging on the couch while I had Skepta's Blacklisted album playing in the background. We were fuckbuddies for a few weeks and then I cut her off once she told me she wanted a relationship.