If a magic genie told you that he could pause time for 10 years and everything and everyone would be frozen except you...

if a magic genie told you that he could pause time for 10 years and everything and everyone would be frozen except you, what would you do?

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drive the most expensive car i can find
try to fuck a frozen person
kill myself

Would I lose 10 years of my life as a result? As in, am I continuing to age during this time? Because if so, fuck that.

>if so, fuck that
why?
you could rob a bunch of banks so you'd never have to work again. also you could fuck a bunch of chicks that are frozen
not to mention, no work + whatever food you want so you'll be healthy as fuck

You've never had sex, have you user?

Because I don't want to give up 10 years of my lifespan for anything. You're basically saying I'm going to die 10 years sooner than I "should".

>You've never had sex, have you user?
i have multiple times though

>I don't want to give up 10 years of my lifespan
you're not. everyone else's time is just paused. you can do whatever you want.
you're already giving up your life being a wagecuck. 10 years to rob as many banks as you want means you can retire the moment the 10 years finishes. most people can't retire after 10 years of wagecucking

Inseminate, devour, and construct.

Work out and lose weight
Steal stuff
Study things that interest me
Do drugs
Snoop on people's private property

i would go to washington DC and behead all of the congressmen. then i would break into the white house while biden is being video-recorded and take a dump on him every day for 10 years

>you can do whatever you want.
Right, while I continue to age for 10 years while I go about my business. Everyone around me is stopped in time, but I'm aging like normal.

But if time is stopped for everyone else, they aren't aging, except I am. When time restarts, I'm now 10 years older than when we started and everyone else is unchanged.

>When time restarts, I'm now 10 years older than when we started and everyone else is unchanged.
aging is either development OR accumulation of stress, champ. there's no reason why humans shouldn't be able to live forever. if you stay healthy, you won't look older after 10 years unless you're an underage faggot.
you wouldn't trade 10 years of your life for practically unlimited riches? enjoy not only subjecting yourself to the misery of employment but also wasting more than 10 years accumulated making far less money, champ.

>you could rob a bunch of banks so you'd never have to work again.

Cash is worthless without a way to deposit it to your account without arousing suspicion, which you can only do 10k at a time with a long pause between deposits. Sure you can pay for smaller luxuries with cash just fine but anything worth buying would be suspicious if you did.

Can I renegotiate it into being a world completely devoid of people for 10 years instead?

Hmm, still a pass. Imagine trusting a genie lol

i'd probably just kill myself in a landfill so i'd be right where i belonged when time starts again, nobody would have to waste money burying me

id literally kill a bunch of women

spend 5 years researching how to operate nukes and other wmds including biological weapons
find them
test them
use them
end all life on earth in the remaining 5 years
except ill pick a random woman to spare in a bunker i build that i would use a scapegoat for the sins of all women that have ever existed or would have existed and i would torture her until she admits her true nature of being subhuman scum which would give me ultimate victory over humanity itself
then i would kill her and myself

>Cash is worthless without a way to deposit it to your account without arousing suspicion, which you can only do 10k at a time with a long pause between deposits. Sure you can pay for smaller luxuries with cash just fine but anything worth buying would be suspicious if you did.
just buy a bunch of crypto with cash, or slowly cash it out over the course of 10 years. you could easily retire on your giant cash stack

>Can I renegotiate it into being a world completely devoid of people for 10 years instead?
just avoid people lol

>Imagine trusting a genie lol
it's my hypothetical faggot

you wouldn't be able to launch any nukes because technology wouldn't work, since everything but you is frozen. i mean at best you could set it so the nukes go off immediately when time unpauses