You have the ability to transfer your consciousness back in time to your old body

>you have the ability to transfer your consciousness back in time to your old body
>but the amount you go back by is subtracted from your lifespan each time
For example, if you have twenty years of your life remaining in 2022, and you go back to 2010, you will end up dying in 2018.

How would you use this ability, if at all?

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My nigga you can't count

I guess I have to spell it out for you.
>2022 is 12 years from 2010
>go back in time to 2010
>can only live for 8 more years because 12 years have been subtracted from 20
>die in 2018

I read twenty-two sorry user I'm tired and a bit of a tard :(

The only way I see myself using this is to go back very short amounts of time to make money in crypto. Like going back one day before some shit pumps to buy a fuckload.

I couldn't stand taking years off my life.

How would I know how many years I have left on my lifespan?

>go back to when i was 14 in 2015, tell my dad to invest in bitcoin and memecoins in general, order as much HGH as I can off the internet in order to try and fight my manletism, start working out, sleeping and eating properly.
Thats about it

go in 2010, work my ass off like 80 hours a week, save a shit ton, in 2012 dump it all in bitcoin, in 2015 sell half, in 2020 sell remaining. Now I'm trillionaire. Pay forbes and rothschilds to blank my name, pay them to not have to sacrfice babies, end up casual millionaire and retire in south asia with wife that worship me.

Go back 2,000 years and party with Augustus Germanicus.

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>only rewind time by a few minutes or seconds at a time.. maybe a day or two to play stocks
>get rich off gambling
>end up living longer overall due to being able to afford healthcare, good food and living stress free

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I don't care about your shitty hypothetical. I however am saving Kobeni cat

>For example, if you have twenty years of your life remaining in 2022, and you go back to 2010, you will end up dying in 2018.
What the fuck are you even saying?

take heroin and keep going back every 10 seconds until I die

Okay if I'm going to live till I'm 80 I'm going back 8 years to when I was 15 so I can redo my life over and fix myself

>assuming I'd have sub-infinite years of life remaining
"no."

Why would my anticipated death year in 2010 be different than my anticipated death year in 2022? If I have 20 years remaining in 2022, then I would have had 2022-2010+20=32 years remaining in 2010, right? Then the deal would apply, removing the 12 years and giving me 20 years left, dying in 2030 instead of 2042.

go back in time to give some medieval surf a fright by teleporting in front of him and immediately disintegrating into dust

>you have the ability to transfer your consciousness back in time TO YOUR OLD BODY
You would yeet yourself into the well of souls and God would call you a fucking retard for not understanding the power.

I would keep going back until I die at birth

kek, nice catch.

I would go back 12 years and happily take the penalty.

>nice catch
>he didn't say anything clever
Do you somehow think that going back to the moment of his birth is the timepoint where his remaining lifespan would work out to be 0? If so please hang yourself