The Rock says

The Rock says fill my damn hole

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THE ROCK SAYS KNOW YOUR ROLE AND CUM IN THE ROCKS DAMN MOUTH

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Dwayne & Pat
>sex secrets
>father figure
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

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OH NONONONONO ROCKBROS

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When I was a kid I thought the songs was saying "the rock says Scooby-Doo" and I was a big enough Scooby-Doo mark that alone got the Rock over with me.
I always liked Stone Cold more because he was allowed to break glass, kick people in the balls and he could get drunk and still got seem like a nice person unlike my parents.
I also liked Mick Foley and I credit that for why I like Kevin Owens so much. Mankind was my favorite rendition of him. I liked all the spooky shit in wrestling and was a huge mark for The Brood because Gabriel had blood on his shirt. I used to be convinced I could summon fire like Kane if I threw my hands down hard enough.

A joshi thread died for this

And that's not a bad thing... that's a GOOD THING!

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>THE ROCK SAYS WHO IS THIS ROODY-POO CANDY A-*SLURRRRP SLURPSLURP*

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DWAYN THE ROCK I LOVE JOHNSONS

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THE ROCK SEZ GIMME DAT NUT!!