>in shape
>have a job
>socially active
>have a 5 door hatchback
>have a driver's license
>have my own flat
>have savings
>have "hobbies"
>still a 22 year old virgin
Self-improvement is a lie
Liam Adams
Liam Morales
Babies first revelation.
David Moore
Ooh wow, a job
Mason Rogers
I made it to 24 trying to find a wife haha
Ayden Garcia
>Lists boring life "accomplishments"
Yawn. You're probably super boring irl. And entitled too from the sounds of it
Gross
Aiden Watson
GET. IT. RIGHT! I'M Christian Weston Chandler, YOU are only CHRIS...CHANDLER! Your medal is made out of PAPER! The whole length of time, THE REAL medal HAS been made out of Crayola FUCKIN' Model MAGIC, and acrylic PAINT! If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-Mart, and pay $5 for FIVE! HUNDRED! SHEETS!
Levi Ortiz
Its a meme, I got cucked a by a fat ogre disgusting cunt because he was tall and had a deep voice. Women literally don't care they will fuck anything that makes their pussy tingle.
Justin Thompson
Can you explain what are non-boring life "accomplishments"?
Nicholas Carter
I've noticed most normal people around me don't even have hobbies, or at least not ones they partake in regularly
So that's really a load of shit. -not OP
Justin Smith
Boohoo nigga
Maybe try talking to some bitches instead of whining on r9k
Jack Peterson
>talking to some bitches
Most gay thing you can do.
Wyatt Turner
I have a friend whose fucked too many chicks just from being tall and white.
Ian Sanchez
How many friends you have.
How many countries you've been to
How many languages you speak
How many vehicles you can drive / ride / pilot
How many celebrities you've met
How many clothes you have
How interesting your house is
What your lifestyle vibe is
Etc
Joshua Brooks
>What your lifestyle vibe is
Do normalfags really? You're just exposing how dumb you are.
Grayson Roberts
>What your lifestyle vibe is
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you not realize where you are?
Aaron Gonzalez
>I hate le heckin normies!!
>reeee why don't normies like me - ack!
Grayson Hall
>How many countries you've been to
meme gender
William Kelly
kek, love chris flexing that its Crayola model magic
Nathaniel Nguyen
Bros, twitter brainlet thots are leaking to Any Forums
> how many celeb you met
Lmao. You cant be serious
Adrian Barnes
>How many celebrities you've met
I just realized that I haven't mentioned my time as a PA to any girl, because I assumed being the coffee bitch for a set wasn't too interesting, but I always forget irl that women aren't human and would probably be super interested about those times I met Kevin Hart, Brad Pitt, and Marlon Wayans
Chase Brooks
>lose on easy mode
>"laws of physics are a lie!"
you are full of shit honestly. if you had hobbies you wouldn't cry about being a "virgin" you would already be vibing with people and building relationships. i don't want to assume you have total brain damage, but maybe.
Nolan Perez
You met Brad Pitt? What was he like?