Would you do magic to get a gf?

Would you do magic to get a gf?

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I don't see a downside. I get magical powers and a gf?
What are the drawbacks?

no thank you, Mr. Mortal Kombat man

I'm currently doing magic to make every woman's womb barren and usher in the age of femboys and artificial humans.

Brb, gonna go do a blood ritual in my basement. 11 every day.

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I made a deal with a literal demon to get rid of someone that wanted to be my gf. No regrets. And no, mister bugman, I won't eat any bugs, thanks.

Too bad magic doesn't exist.

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>nooooo I don't want the pod life mr. jew thats sovlless!!
>woah based demon lets make a binding pact so you can take my lifeforce!

only if said magic could make me into a girl

>worships false gods who have taken archonic forms all day
>cries about making a pact with a based af Demon

So pathetic. Only cowards whine about demons. What part of "pact" do you not understand? Give and take. Take and give.

Go pray to YHWH and eat some bugs, cryptokike.

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I used to put my cunt of a whore bitch ex wife in a box and step on her when she came out exhausted and out of breath.

I don't want the pod because I already live in one, herr bugman.
And, if anything it's giving me lifeforce instead of taking any? My mind feels more stable ever since, and I don't think I have been asked for anything yet. Is that normal?

Forgot to change my tripcode without looking at a rainbow table. It probably says "defeat with death"

Do you mean Harry Potter magic, or IRL deception and sleight of hand magic?
Because I have done the second one as a party trick before and it works pretty well.

>Harry Potter magic
No need to get a gf anymore then. Just drink polyjuice potion and become the gf.

Fack You, jew-on by means of getting on a mountain. Y'all are fuckin terrorists.

you know, it's actually pretty cool that most people think magic is bullshit; no better barrier to entry than ridicule and scorn.

Stay weak and subservient to your false gods, boys. If only you could see.

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Not HP magic, actual magic using angels and stuff

I wouldn't disrespect herr bugman like that. He's probably a lot more powerful than me and you put together and probably the rest of this thread too.

Magic actually does exist
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And?

Do you not think that alphakike is using ceremonial magic?

Sure is strange that the most powerful people in the world regularly engage in magical rituals, huh?

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I would do anything to get results

That's exactly what I implied. Yeah I'm sure it's "all just a coincidence". Totally.

Nah but I'd do magic to exterminate vermin like Schwab, Gates and Soros

They themselves do magic and are protected by it

Fair, I'm drunk, sorry user.

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Isn't it a bit early for drinking in the States?