Greentext thread of based shit your family has done Ill go first
>Be me, 19 >My grandpa (60ish) still actively uses Internet, lives in a not so safe area >I show him the greentext about the user with a musket, You know how it goes >He thinks its hilarious >He talks about old weapons (He was in 'Nam, so he has a lot of experience) >Next day he sends me a picture >Its him holding a fucking musket >He posts it to fb and all that jazz, we get a good laugh About a month l8er >Get a call, apparently 3 niggers tried beating a middle schooler near my Grandpas house >Grandpa walks out with the musket, and starts shouting at the Coons >The Trio of 'Tangs fucking bolt and my grandpa shoots in their direction >Fucking SHATTERS a window of some store >Im not talking like 4-5 pieces, Im talking fucking POWDER. >He got in the newspaper too, Niggers got sent to jail, Middle schooler only had a few bruises I think my grandpa is the most based man on the planet Pic is not my grandpa, its just some pic I got off the internet
hes a great guy, he would like Any Forums if it wasnt for all the weird porn.
Austin Sanders
your typing style is faggy and your grandpa being a vietnam war veteran means that he's a rapist
Jason White
Whats wrong with being a rapist?
Daniel Rodriguez
Did you copy-paste this from your boomer uncle's Facebook post?
Hunter Kelly
>be me >extra based >girl asks me if i have any plans one weekend >tell her no >asks if i wanna go on a hike with her and her friends >tell her im busy >she says oh >i walk away
>Why did my sister stop talking to me? Women are such whores!!!1
Nathaniel Peterson
I just talked to my sister literally 40 minutes ago. Nice projection, faggot.
Jordan Hughes
Enjoy it while it lasts. Her pity is much sadder than her contempt.
Adrian Evans
Your grandpa is piece of shit and a coward. Taking gun to a fist fight. Also you are a racist homo, probably inbred redneck too. Could also be a larp. Kill yourself fucking retard. lol
Xavier Thompson
I've been doing this for 4 years, I don't think she's going anywhere
Charles Allen
he's still fucking your sister and is going to make jewish babies with her retard nigger
Nathaniel Bennett
Maybe my nieces and nephews will get in on the cabal.
Uuuuhh maaawww papa kill em niggurrrzzzz !!! !! What ya mean my sister???? YEEEHAW
Fucking kill yourself you fucking Joke HAHAHA
Jacob Mitchell
Similar story, but I was the based one >Be me at old apartment >Convenience store on the ground level that leads outside >Owner is an older Asian guy who's a total bro >Talk with him about bitcoin a lot (This was in like...2016 or something like that?) >Doing my rounds buying some sippies and snacks for the day >Walk in to see a bunch of loud niggers being obnoxious (Like niggers do) >Harassing the owner, making a mess, opening bags of chips and dumping them on the ground >Owner is terrified but trying to tell them to get the fuck out >Biggest nig gets in his face and starts threatening him >Walk myself back into the building >call the cops >tell them I live in the building and I saw the niggers harassing the guy from my balcony >Say "I may have misheard, but I could have sworn I heard one or two of them talking about having a gun! I'm pretty scared for my neighborhood and the poor man in the store :(( " >Not even 5 minutes later 3 cop cars show up >Now up in my unit watching from my balcony >Yelling at the niggers to get on the ground >One nigger runs >Cop tazes him >Watching him scream and convulse like a chimp on the ground >Cops kicking the shit out of all of them before throwing them into the cruisers >Go back down to help store owner clean up From that day until I moved I never had to pay for my energy drinks or chips ever again. Shit was based >Inb4 larp
Christian Williams
>Her pity is much sadder than her contempt. I already said this.
Landon Reed
based asain
Ryder Mitchell
Like I said, he was an absolute bro. Really hung up on crypto too. I think he eventually bought some, but I can't remember since it was ages ago.
