Fembots, what were some near death experiences of yours?

Fembots, what were some near death experiences of yours?

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I almost drank myself to death

The only one I can recall is being choked unconscious by my mothers boyfriend. It's the only time in my life I genuinely thought I might die.

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Anyone(below me) who replies to this thread or any fembot thread, your entire family will get burnt alive inshallah.

Back to worshipping your schizophrenic caveman, sandmonkey.

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One time a sub 5 approached me and I almost killed myself teehee

Almost slipped from a building while doing sports, cost me a broken nail to save myself which regrew after a time.
Some unstable guy tried to mug and threatened to kill me around a corner when I was 15. I punched him, he had to take a breath. When he attempted to grab me I slit my pocket knife across his face I always used to carry with me concealed.

>hit by a lorry
>fell off bug rock
>fell off roof
>had breathing problems as a newborn doctors suprised i lived
>car crash
>stabbed outside school

how did you slipped

An unfortunate move caused this. I do parkour.