/VLG/ VIRGINITY LOSS GENERAL

ITT: we share how we lost our virginity, preferably through greentext.

What this general is:
An opportunity to give hope to other robots so they know anyone can have sex.

What this general isn't:
A place to brag about sexual conquests.

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>dick inside of pussy
And that was how it went down

>cuddly gf
>ask if she wants sex
>idk do you?
>idk
>have sex
>mom knocks on door
>have to talk to her a bit to make her go away
>this while still inside her
>mom goes away
>you wanna continue?
>idk
>pull out
>get on ground
>walk the dinosaur

>be freshman in college
>meet girl in dorm
>start hanging out
>have sex after a few weeks of dating
>continue to date for the rest of the semester but break up because she wants to move in and I'm not ready for that

She gained like 30 lbs after that so I think I dodged a bullet there.

> get on ground
you retard

Lol i dont even know the original context

Hot. You should write erotic fanfic user.

the beautiful thing about still being a virgin is that I can still fantasize about how I will loose it, I have it planned out guys, it will be on my wedding night with one of those really nice, gentle, romantic, guys, he will be my husband of course. First we kiss a lot and then we get naked and we make sweet love and then we cuddle and talk about where we want to go on vacation for our honeymoon. I'll be like, lets rent a cabin and go skiing and he'll say "yes my wife, we'll go wherever you want to go" and then I'll be like I want to go skiing in the Alps and he'll say "yes my wife, we'll go skiing in the Alps" and then I'll be like I want to eat cheesy crozets de Savoie and raclette and then he'll say "yes my wife I will make you crozets and we will eat raclette" and then I'll be like we will ski all day everyday and then when we are too tired to ski we will go home and take warm baths together and he says "yes my wife when you are too tired to ski I will take you home and we will take a nice warm bath" and then I'll be like we will pick a day when we don't go skiing and just stay in bed all day making love and he'll say "yes my wife, we'll pick any day you want to stay in bed and make love".
That is how it will go when I loose my virginity, if it doesn't go like that I don't want to do it.

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>visit escort
>nervous as fuck
>dick is completely limp
>lets me touch her pussy with my had for a few minutes
See you later virgins

you made in my book

Congrats, m8. She'll be used to every kind of dick, flacid or otherwise, so don't stress about it. You off back for seconds?

Plan to go back after not masturbating for a few weeks. Might even edge a little beforehand.

> me at 21
> dating this hot chicks for couple of weeks
> one day we are in the car
> she want sex
> we go to the backsit and have sex
> extremely uncomfortable, Im tall and big so I have no room to move
> I have extreme sweat problem (im not fat)
> so I sweat alot during
> literally sweat on her
> try hard not to coom, doing breaks
> eventually coom
> it was meh

>meet a cute small cuban girl at bar
>drink copious amounts of alcohol
>feeling eachother up at bar
>she takes me to a secluded beach
>lay on the beach together on a beautiful clear summer night
>she starts taking off my pants and gives me a hand job and blowjob
>can only acheive half chub because i was still wasted
>she ends up riding me
>i could hardly feel anything cause I was wasted
>didn't finish but had blast
>came back to my hotel with clothes all ripped and soaking wet
>stopped drinking a lot at bars after that night

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edging doesn't do anything.
go 2 weeks without jerking off. Work out, take zinc,magnessium vitamind d, saw palmetto and fennel seed everyday for those two weeks. you're gonna be so hard and horny theres no chance you wont be hard

>ITT: we share how we lost our virginity
What has this board become?

that's a very shitty lock

>21yo in uni
>Go to strip club with friend
>friend no i am lonely and need a girl
>friend buy hooker and we head home to his place
>friend fuck hooker first then its my turn
>nervous as hell, can barely do it, but girl is patient and nice
>finally do her in a few positions
>she blows me to coom
>she leaves my room to go sleep with my friend

>be me
>out on a night out
>find chubby nurse
>return to her home
>creampie her for a few days
>she dumps me a week later
>love fat women ever since
>always go for chubby titcows ever since

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If you've lost your virginity you're not a robot and you don't belong on Any Forums. Simple as.

Wow I don't know if I'm friends with anyone who I'd be willing to share a hooker with. Especially not sloppy seconds.

Encountered a girl who would be well-liked by anons here. Doesn't wear make up, doesn't dress like a slut, barely has any social media presence if at all, etc. Should I take my time and slowly get to know her or should I ask her if she wants to join me on a day trip to another city? I've never done this before...

If you are poor and have no other options.