Anons who married non-virgins: how do you cope?

Anons who married non-virgins: how do you cope?

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Imagine caring about this kind of shit

A mental prison of your own choosing

>Anons who married non-virgins: how do you cope?
Low investment and beer

Trannies on the side

You probably married the town prostitute lmao. Chances are I came in her mouth for $50 before you met, but she loves you buddy.

By cheating on her all the time with younger women.

I will not be a loser.

Is 18 a high body count? I think I might make it but the girl in question hast a body count of 18

Times that by 3 and thats her real body count

CREATED MY OWN PRISONN

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How do you cope being a kissless virgin?

Nah, she told me when she was getting shitfaced

Think of it like any other achievement: you can be the first, the best, or the last. I may not have been the first, but she stuck with me because I was the best, and since we're married I'll be the last.

Simple. I took her virginity and she didn't cheat on me until we got married. She doesn't cheat on me now, either.

imagine thinking non-virgin whores are even capable of pairbonding with you

imagine having dick bacteria, dick venereal disease and the smell of dick on your mouth every time you kiss your wife on the lips

imagine seeing pictures and videos of your wife getting bukkake'd in a college frat party

imagine marrying a literal ex-prostitute who did it for free

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>oooooh women having sex is scary
>you can tell because i made the sex-havers red in this graph
lmao @ u

>imagine having dick bacteria, dick venereal disease and the smell of dick on your mouth every time you kiss your wife on the lips
>what is personal hygene

feel free to address the substance of my argument, or present conflicting data anytime

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not sure, but i started going to my grandma's church and am currently talking to a 23 year old virgin.
she was homeschooled, has no plans of going to college, and runs the church daycare while also taking care of her grandparents.
i think i'm gonna make it bros

hpv, herpes, genital warts dont get removed by Listerine and tooth paste. they last a lifetime, and influence the bacteria in the mouth

you can take various treatments to reduce the outward manifestations of these diseaes, but you cant cure them, and they will lay in your body for the rest of your life, in some dormant state. in the same way that your previous partner's sperm influences your future children via telegomy

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ok, here's a more serious argument: divorce is good, actually. if a person isn't happy in a relationship, they should leave. and having experience with other partners is what lets a person realize they're unhappy. so experience is a net benefit, since it leads to people leaving unhappy relationships. i'd much rather split than live with a woman who hated being together.

>imagine thinking non-virgin whores are even capable of pairbonding with you

Do you think every successful relationship is only between people who were virgins when they met? You can't be that naive.

Lucky bastard, if not larp

Imagine Chads' thick cock filling your wife's throat, pumping as she chokes before depositing a thick stream of cum righ down her throat. How people can be okay with that is beyond me.
>b-but it happened in the past
I don't care. It happened.

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