Post some unbelivable fact about yourself which is true

post some unbelivable fact about yourself which is true

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I'm Scotch-Japanese

I have an ability to cause nuclear holocaust and consequently make every nation go with MAD doctrine if I wanted.

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>gets paid $55 an hour despite being a casual with no qualifications
>has a 9/10 girlfriend despite being a 6/10 nerd
>mediocre looks but amazing cock
>used to have white-blonde hair even though i have dark hair now
>enjoys noise rock and latin american downtempo music equally

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I went the entire junior year of high school without talking to anyone and only letting people talk to me and even then I wouldnt carry on the conversation I would just say what I needed to back.

I literally cant think of anything else..

My life circumstances aren't my fault.

I have jerked off to the same woman every day for the past 2 and a half years

I started multiple memes on here and am a 27 year old woman

I once met a local celebrity from my country

My face is red

I have visited 54 countries and only had sex with 1 woman.

Who is she? What makes this unbelievable?

I work for the defense industry. Maybe not that unbelievable but it is considering my job before that was picking in a warehouse, and before that processing salmon in a factory. I also beat up a kid who had a back belt in karate

I am in fact ten llamas

I would literally suck your dick for you to do this, fag.

>grown man kicking the shit out of kids
You're my hero

I suffer from incontinence and constipation simultaneously.

how old are you fren and what kind of job

Are those triangles in the sky US black projects?

I am definitely one of the top 10 best players of all time at Jedi Knight II: Outcast multiplayer
the only game I am really good at

which memes, are you cute (healthy BMI)