Be me

>be me
>have wife
>tell her everyday that I don't need or want her and life would be better without her
>tells me she understands although is admittedly a little sad

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How much does she deadlift?

Unironically, unfathomably, unspeakably, and unmistakeably based.

Lifts to achieve these levels of based?

Toxic.

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Please be nicer to her friend

Patriots in control

>be me
>have gf
>tell her every day how much I love her
>tells me how much she loves me too

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Real talk how does a zoomer like me even get a gf
I have no idea how or what to talk to women about, no nigga wants to talk about history or working out and that's the only shit I know.

Fag

>working out
Working out is not a hobby. You should also never admit to a woman that you work out unless she is a varbie.

>history
You need to get into something else. Women don't like history (pick-me girls claim to like history but don't really) because they live in the moment and have no need for it. Women like creative hobbies. Specifically ones where the quality of the output is subjective like songwriting or painting. Don't pick hobbies that require you to know a lot of stuff as they are difficult to talk to someone about without lecturing them

based

hmm, I play drums and read. I know that like 90% of conversation ends up falling on 'what are you studying' boring shit. But I guess it's kind of stupid to expect a deep conversation from a girl I supposedly just met or something.

>You should also never admit to anyone that you work out unless they also lift.
fixed

Yeah you need to get to know them a little bit better first. Once you get to know a woman well they are surprisingly capable of holding a nuanced conversation.

Why is this?

But how do you know they work out if they have the same logic as you ?

You'll just open yourself up to endless passive-aggressive jealousy and sour grapes comments

this
I just say, 'I used to play a lot of sports and I sometimes still do a few pushups' and leave it at that

>be myself
>have an ltr
>take a break from work with no savings and no intention to pay the bills or buy food
>she's stressed and worried she won't be able to afford shit
>tell her she can show me the door at any moment if she doesn't want to have me
I've been working non stop for the entire time we've been together (3 years) and she's been on and off with bullshit jobs and spending it all on bullshit hobbies.
Now I took a month off and she's freaking out. Good.

>t. under 120iq

>never gets rid of her
Might as well be a cuckold.

>he doesn't take the love pill
might aswell just go all the way and admit you're a faggot

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same. she's crazy about me as well

>you need to change your personality to get pussy
Just be yourself OP, you’ll enjoy life more that way
I’d you want to get laid just pretend you are into some other hobby like guitar

I meant this guy

She's gonna leave you.
She's gonna stick to you like glue.

You’re not married

She said she loves me too

>t. The dynamic virgin duo

fucking redditors ugh

Greentext the divorce

>pretend to like guitar
Like how?

>pick-me girls
ROASTIES GET OUT
Any Forums IS A MAN'S BOARD

Be me
Wife gets vaxxed
Doesn’t tell me
Balls start hurting for about a month
She gets drunk and tells me
I ruin our finances gambling and drinking
She’s about to find out
???
Profit?

>be me
>have long term gf
>only tell her I love her after she blows me

Kys

>stop having sex with gf of 7 years
>be open about my fascist NS beliefs (she´s default brainwashed lefty lib)
>insinuate I cant envisage a future with her anymore
>never kiss her anymore, barely hug her
>she still won´t leave me

I´ve tried to say we´re over too but as we live together and have our lives intertwined and neither of us exactly have the finances to move out (yet), it´s hard for us to properly separate. But she keeps insisting on maintaining a relationship? I don´t get it? I just want to be left alone desu

That's called abuse, bro.

Tits now

She hasn't found anyone good enough to monkey branch to yet just wait a bit

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>whiteknightmaxxing on Any Forums of all places

negro nigger

Incredibly based. Woman: Nature's Punching Bag