Just got this message back. Now what the fuck do I do. I always drop my fucking spaghetti
>22 yo virgin
What do I do
now you figure out if she was being sarcastic or not, if not, then get over to her place asap and get your face sat on
When you invest all your skill points into luck
Good shit user, send the eyes emoji then ask if she wants to meet
respond with the following (as two separate texts, obviously without the meme arrows):
>bet
>when/where?
actually ignore me, is better
Make a joke about it and say you never got this far in a convo and ask her what she wants to do to you. Then ask her where'd she like to go to eat and meet, and joke that it cant be anything thatll make her gassy.
Understood. Asked her if she was free Saturday. Wish me luck cheifs
i'd kill her and leave her in a ditch
Virgin posts
Knows how to talk to women but simps for them
I've got that far 5 times. I've always been the one to chicken out. Even one time when a girl at a club asked me if I wanted to eat her out
best option
No response yet chiefs. Hey ho I tried
ew dont eat her out.insta herpes
so it seems she WAS being sarcastic
YOU DUMB FUCK. ASK HER IF SHES FREE NOW YOU IDIOT. SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE HORNY ANYMORE ON SATURDAY. FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
Fat ghetto nigger trash
all the normies I know arrange at the weekend. If it works for them... hell worth a try. Another oppertunity will come. First time I wasn't the one to chicken out so I guess that's an improvement
sure thing
>notice how sarcastic this is
>can hear sarcastic influxes through text
teach us this skill
sure thing
.not original