And when's the last time you sexually active, Mr. user?

>and when's the last time you sexually active, Mr. user?

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Are we counting when I jerked off onto your driver side door handle on my way in today?

>how about right now

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I don't get this thread.
Is having absolutely zero sexual and zero romantic experience that weird as a man in the year 2022?
It can't be.

I literally wnet toi a hospital complaining about testicular pain so that a nurse would grab my cock and look at my erection. I literally almost came in her face.

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>this gon b ma last tiem
rape murder suicide incoming

Last weekend with my GF (female) OwO

Whats the big deal? They're a medical professional, just tell the truth and say you're a virgin. It makes their job easier.

Years ago, but we can change that to "right now", I don't mind. :)

oh that was last night when i fucked your mom

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Did she complain that you were erect?

Exactly, they would just be glad they don't have to bother testing you for STDs

Hahaha! Good one!

When I was 6, this is why I'm a homosexual now.

They don't ask this, silly user. What they will ask is an equally devastating question, which is if you are sexually active, to which you will reply no.

Thats as low as pretending to be a retard celebrating his birthday at a strip club

a decade ago.

>t. malding roastoid

never
>sit quietly and leave after she fills my paperwork

Masturbation doesn't count?

in these kind of questions they are generally trying to find out if you have sex left and right in order to know whether you are at risk of venereal diseases
their use is to ascertain your worth as a future wageslave

I thought it is a nurse on op pic, what does it have to do with wageslaving?