Taylor Swift & I dated for over 2 years. On my 16th birthday, she told me she was 4 days past signing her first record contract. I was an indie musician & producer who had worked with Paul McCartney pro bono.
The fact that Taylor Swift moved to Nashville is why her first boyfriend ghosted her after a monthlong hiatus. In fact, I just wanted her to add me on MSN messenger, but after a few months of her not showing back up into my life, I found the need to support her anyway, & tagged my recently released music with her name. Unfortunately, I lost the masters in the process. I lost an entire indie label when Taylor Swift left me, because I leaked everything I had written & planned on self releasing vinyl & digipaks when I could afford it. I had the people who handle pressing discs & sleeves bookmarked until I was 28. I'm now 33.
I invented bitcoin, & all of the information about it is false, pretty much; as it's designed to not be held. It's designed to inflate as there's circulation. That's why it's valued so high around Christmas.
I took a photo of myself & gender swapped it with a brown bob & freckles, & I called it Angela Anaconda. I used the same software I coded with the US military to speak with whales to teach Cher how to use what we then called Auto-tune. I used Auto-tune to pitch shift & deep fake. I recorded myself as Nirvana at Reading. It's in stores.
I also voiced Angela Anaconda. I animated 220 episodes. It was meant to be one episode per day of grade 2. Eventually I thought it would enter reruns for kids after school. Only a quarter of the episodes made it to the network because I developed amnesia while writing under the pseudonym SZA, Lil Uzi Vert, Drake, Kanye West, Frank Ocean, & in the case of the Hamilton Mixtape: Various Artists.
Jonathan Peterson
I started DistroKid, PayPal, Tesla, NeXT Computers, & worked with everyone from Supro to Fender to Gibson to Taylor to Rickenbacker to ... the list goes on & on. I had rewritten every patent catalogued in the US patent house over the 8 years of 1997-2005, & I submitted many of my own.
You don't know about it now, but the Maybach was designed to run on Maybach fuel. It's the Tesla killer. It's branded synthetic gasoline that gets the Maybach to a higher top speed than it can get on natural gas before the tank runs out.
Joseph Long
I lived a double life. Online, I was at the top of the US military since 1997. I was dismissed in 2005 by Jack Nicholson for doing everything that I needed to for their military, or something of the like. He was a lower rank, bar none, but that he spoke for a foreign military to my native Canada, I took it upon myself to admit defeat, & I solemnly attempted suicide in shame & dismay; since he didn't realize that I was the same person he had been arguing with on a pseudonym about how he wanted the rights to my Angela Anaconda's "pornography" visuals. He wanted to own the rights to the sexualized version of my TV show character that I voiced, & was beloved, & started the Digimon movie, & he wanted it to be sexualized. & this was something I did for fun, on my spare time, for the kids to watch instead of South Park. I had to take new photos of my hand for a close up in the Holiday episode. I always used the same computer. No one ever peeked. I could multi-boot 4 operating systems off of one drive. One for me, one for alt-tab if my mom walks in, one for hackers to discover, & one for hackers to discover that gives info in japanese & the mouse clicks haphazardly. It was like a virus, if you tried to stalk me online.
Ryder Thompson
If you want to know the truth, I'm not upset about losing the Quintillions of USD, the girl, the music rights, the companies, the products, the publicity, or the fame.
I just wanted my wife to help me out of an abusive home. She didn't get the message. She moved to Nashville. I didn't get the chance to make love before I was 20. I was raped 4 days after my 20th. I stayed in that relationship for 4 years.
I developed amnesia, right? So I forgot I met Tyler, the Creator on Bearshare & we just chit-chatted about how he was my first fan. OFWGKTA!
Juan Rogers
If you really care, I almost committed suicide by daredevil stunt. I had been working with unreal engine & I managed to get an excel spreadsheet to animate film so I recorded a bunch of neat stuff before reversing the feed & I found out that computer monitors can suck in light, which in turn makes screens cameras; so I recorded myself with a beartrap on my head with a tiktok filter over it so people would not see the raw of my head in a beartrap unless it snapped. It took over 5 minutes to remove because I had locked it on the left side with its arms in my mouth & it re-engaged inside out (just remove the bolts & flip) so the spring would have snapped a full circle & clamped on my throat with increased force after yanking my jaws open.
I lived, yeah.
Austin Garcia
>Taylor Swift & I dated for over 2 years. On my 16th birthday, she told me she was 4 days past signing her first record contract. I was an indie musician & producer who had worked with Paul McCartney pro bono. >The fact that Taylor Swift moved to Nashville is why her first boyfriend ghosted her after a monthlong hiatus. In fact, I just wanted her to add me on MSN messenger, but after a few months of her not showing back up into my life, I found the need to support her anyway, & tagged my recently released music with her name. Unfortunately, I lost the masters in the process. I lost an entire indie label when Taylor Swift left me, because I leaked everything I had written & planned on self releasing vinyl & digipaks when I could afford it. I had the people who handle pressing discs & sleeves bookmarked until I was 28. I'm now 33. >I invented bitcoin, & all of the information about it is false, pretty much; as it's designed to not be held. It's designed to inflate as there's circulation. That's why it's valued so high around Christmas.
ok
Owen Powell
I only write now as a ways to remember. I feel humble in my solitude.
Ayden Carter
If you're wondering why I didn't dip into my bitcoin savings, it's because I couldn't just out myself as a person who had expected people to use his currency. I don't like publicity. I'm a recluse at best.
Asher Phillips
p.s. I no longer have access to my digital wallet, due to brain damage, & amnesia. I don't have the original computers I worked on. I don't even have a working external. All I have is a few discs burned at my parents' house that I don't know if I'll ever have returned.
John Cox
For the record: I was a coward. I was ashamed that I was working as SZA because I didn't think Taylor was as accepting as she seems to be. My dad screamed at me once for wearing a skirt. He said "gymnastics is for girls & queers" so I never got to be an Olympic trained gymnast. I used to be friendly with Elvis Stojko. I miss growing up with friends.
Andrew Gomez
Taylor never actually took the time to get to know me so I felt more than further away when she moved to Nashville to work out her career at 14. & I guess I don't know what to say anymore, because my dreams died when I tried to kill myself at 16.
People literally don't give a shit, because it's "out there" but once it gets out, you're going to realize that everyone you thought you liked is just trying their best to be like the work I gave them to produce.
I'm like a high school English teacher for this generation of musicians. I quit, I retired; I barely work; I earn disability wages; but yeah. Ego death happens hard.
Adrian Cox
Examples of me on tape: "I love you" - Champagne Poetry - Drake "We are" - Ur - SZA
I guess the point I'm getting at, is they still use my beats. Hi Drake. Drake & I used to shoot the shit.
Chase Powell
Cars I can recall conceiving of & delivering the CAD for: Ferrari Enzo "The Maybach" Yaris Bugatti Jeep Truck Benz Truck Hummer H2 Hummer H3
I did a ton of trucks for the Japanese transport market. They put christmas tree lights on their trucks out there. Highways are pretty at night.
Brayden Powell
Okay that is a lot! care to comment?
Oliver James
I've really lived a free life. I invented the idea of vaping. I conceived of it. My mom smoked, & I wanted her to quit, so I worked with Djarum & NEXT & I knew a ton about filters. I was an advocate for weed smokers, as a guy with x's on the back of my hands. I was straight edge. I just got them to put an X on my hand if I was at a show. & I didn't wash it. Of course, no one cared that I was straight edge.
& eventually I slit my wrists 13 times. But I survived.
Landon Nguyen
The Caliburn KoKo. That's my old favourite device. I designed the full line, but the one that looks like a jerry can. With the min line window. I love it, now, as a past/casual smoker. I really had to buy my own thing. That I invented.
There's no cap to Bitcoin. I don't know where my digital wallet wound up, but I gave Taylor some bits back in the day. She might have a way to trace me.
Andrew Hernandez
> (OP) >>Taylor Swift & I dated for over 2 years. On my 16th birthday, she told me she was 4 days past signing her first record contract. I was an indie musician & producer who had worked with Paul McCartney pro bono. >>The fact that Taylor Swift moved to Nashville is why her first boyfriend ghosted her after a monthlong hiatus. In fact, I just wanted her to add me on MSN messenger, but after a few months of her not showing back up into my life, I found the need to support her anyway, & tagged my recently released music with her name. Unfortunately, I lost the masters in the process. I lost an entire indie label when Taylor Swift left me, because I leaked everything I had written & planned on self releasing vinyl & digipaks when I could afford it. I had the people who handle pressing discs & sleeves bookmarked until I was 28. I'm now 33. >>I invented bitcoin, & all of the information about it is false, pretty much; as it's designed to not be held. It's designed to inflate as there's circulation. That's why it's valued so high around Christmas. >ok
SO. Let me try & explain. I met Taylor Swift on Bastille day, 2002. She was the first girl I'd ever met who was that close in age to me, & so willing to be social. No one had ever typed to me so cleanly. I thought she was a 17 year old black boy called Taylor living in LA, since everyone else writes with bubble letters & is 14 /f / Caliii
Hudson Walker
Somewhere down the road between 1997 & 2005 I may have done several structures, so if I was a poor architect, I'm sorry.
Juan Richardson
On 9/11 I was in grade school. I took a half-day & extended lunch so that I could eat pizza & watch the news at the pizza place. These things always feel so brash. I'm still sad about the characteristics of that conspiracy-ridden tragedy.
If you take anything from me, be thankful you're not stuck in a weird David Lynch movie like I am.
Jonathan Perry
Bitcoin is not gold; it's digital gasoline. With a linear hold of how much is in your tank. Eventually we'll understand this code better & synthesize gold. There are other properties for man to discover.
I felt in part suicide was noble, as I had known too much. I find it charming that I have amnesia. Others get angry when I mention the past. Say I live in it.
Blake Lee
I don't know how much of a mark I really made on Taylor, if you want to know the truth. She's been quiet since 2004, as far as 'we're' concerned, but I sometimes feel like I should just find someone who can talk to me. About anything. For long enough. While I read old books that I had published in the 90s.
