>be me
>permavirgin
>mom knows this so offers to get me on a date with one of her friends daughter's or something
>be so desperate so agree
>be text a bit and the fact that our mothers are friends and that we knew about each other's existence helps a lot with the conversation
>we actually talk for a while
>coom thinking of her
>be today, date day
>conversation flows smoothly
>we knew the same kids around the block so we talk about them and what came of them
>never been this on a roll
>hidetheboner.wav
>start getting confident and talk more about my personal opinions and stuff (obviously omit the most "controversial" ones)
>want to make her laugh and come up with a joke on the spot
>"I'm glad you showed up or else I'd be force to rape and murder you"
>then add the punchline "and not necessarily in that order" and wink
>laugh like an idiot and tell her I came up with it on the spot
>she doesn't laugh much but it's okay, it's been great so far
>continue with the conversation and start talking about my favorite shows
>she excuses herself to the restroom
>"permission granted"
>be 10 mins later
>be 15 mins later, wonder what the hell happened to her
>send her a text and see she's online but not replying
>be 25 mins now
>realize this bitch fled and left me to pay for her meal
>it isn't even half fucking eaten
femoids are fucking getting on my nerves anons, why do they keep doing shit like this to me
Be me
I would have left too Jesus Christ
people like you just larp to make incels look bad
stop
i don't want to rape or kill women
i just want to be loved
but i'm ugly and short
so i'll die alone
and thats ok
Why the fuck would you make a joke about raping her and killing her you fucking buffoon. That's on you. That femoid was fine. You are the problem.
>"I'm glad you showed up or else I'd be force to rape and murder you"
Well done user. Well done. Really. Don't worry about it, you did your best
its funny how you intentionally left out the punchline...
i wouldt call myself an incel and even then i dont want to rape or kill women, if youre talking about the joke its just that... a joke!
welcome back to another episode of "user threatens to rape a women under the guise of edgy humor and is then very surprised why women avoid him".
you are honestly fucking retarded op.
who told you women love jokes about their rape and murder?
The joke wasnt probably edgy enough for her
You brought it upon yourself.
>people ITT not realizing user's joking, the pinnacle of autism
your existence is a punchline
some jokes should best be kept to your personal echo chamber
Bitches be like that op
>user did a rape joke AGAIN
Femanon here. The joke was funny af. Only butthurt trannies disagree.
you deserve to be alone jesus
Go away we don't want you here
>I'm glad you showed up or else I'd be force to rape and murder you
You are fucking retarded and deserved it.
Shit came out of left field. I keked