Drinking with friends

>Drinking with friends
>Topic turns to relationships (I'm the only single person in the group)
>Every girl there starts talking about what I need to do to get a girlfriend
>One of them says "Really, you just need to settle for anyone who'll give you the time of day, user"
>I reply with "Why can't I find someone who'll fall in love with me instead?"
>All the girls there give me this pitying look, like they're looking at blind kid who says he wants to be a pilot one day
>"user, girls don't fall in love with guys who are balding"

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Kek, at least they are honest to you.

Honestly? I wish someone had told me this when I started losing my hair. It is completely true and would have saved me years of heartache if I had known from the start that it was over for me.

There are countless balding men out there in perfectly happy relationships.

No there aint

Im not balding or really think about it but its funny one time I happened to be talking to my mom about young men balding and she acted like it was a cancer diagnosis or something acting grave and saying she felt very sorry for them. She just naturally, implicitly believes in and knows the trivial thing like all other women that demeans your existence.

Your mom is just a bitch, not every woman is.

Your friends are the most savage, yet based people I have seen.
Sadly shouldnt have told you that like that, those mothafackas. But sadly, they are 100% correct. Baldness is a death sentence. Everyone that doesnt fight hairloss with literal EVERYTHING he can, he either:
Dont give a shit about his social life
Or a retard

Its THAT simple

My girlfriend likes my bald head. She says it makes me look like a porn star.

That is pretty funny. You sound like you need this reality check.

Hey, at least balding is something you can manage. Shave down, wear a wig, get hair transplants, etc. If that's your major problem, it can easily be fixed.

I felt the knife on that one mate

Lol yeah before the 80/20 rule. Some guys got grandfathered in before tinder.

The knife?

> believing the shit that your gf told you
You also believe your mom when she says you are special?

the proverbial knife

> balding can be fixed easily
Dumber statement has never been said.

Baldnesa is literally one of the most hardest problems to combat.
All the options you suggested are SO very not simple and most of the time not doable at all. There are many factors that you have no idea about. And honestly if you dont experience hairloss dont bother to argue

lmao, just stop drinking soda, senpai

I'll give y'all guys a huge as fuck redpill on keeping your hair on your head

I've been to best retard know-it-all doctor regarding hair loss, Dr.Schiavone something, he's like a top dermatologist in EU or some shit regarding hair loss at IDI, like italian/EU ospital for dermathology this idi.it/

The threatment they offer for 1.5k per session is:

1 derma roll your head for 5 minutes
2 take a bit of your blood
3 put it in a centrifigue (the thing htat spins real fast, so it separates plasma and blood)
4 put some nutrients in the blood
5 inject that shit back into your head

also, a pill to take 2 times daily:
1mg of finasteride

Also, but optional, supplements of zinc, and stop cuming

hope it helps yall balding fags

>I reply with "Why can't I find someone who'll fall in love with me instead?"
retard question
why do you even want a gf? they're a pain in the ass. the only purpose is to breed them and if you're not rich that's a nightmare

>put some nutrients in the blood
what nutrients though

I don't fucking know user they don't tell you salt and pepper? I don't fucking know

>I don't fucking know
your advice is worthless then, champ

Original Poster here, they inject back only the enriched plasma, not all the blood