Be 2015

>Be 2015
>16 at the time
>My mother hosts a sleepover for me
>Tells me to clean my room AND BED
>Ask why, nobody's going inside
>Tells me to do it anyway
>Don't
>Sleepover comes
>I'm tired
>Literally 8 single girls and me
>I don't have the energy for their bullshit
>Basically tell them the only reason I'd be interested in what they have to say is if I can fuck them
>They say no
>I go upstairs and go to bed
My mother was pissed the next day.

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Things which never occurred

whenever someone tries to hook me up i talk to her about league of legends and adventure time my two favorite pieces of culture

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It did though.
Impressive, very nice. For me, it's Halflife.

Way to go setting yourself up for failure because you fear the result of actually shooting your shot.
I'd do the same thing. Maybe play with their feet while they're asleep.

>Fear the result
I literally had a girl grind on my lap and I turned her down. Why would I want to deal with women?

imagine pressing your lips against her butthole and gently tonguing it while she lets out a stinky fart

how did your mom get 8 single young girls to sleep over with you? WTF

He is jewish and his mom is pedo mafia queen

Not jewish but my mother was a pedophile

This anus/vagina combo looks so good I'm not even aroused by it.

You know I see stuff like this and it pisses me off that my parents never put in even a fraction of this kind of effort into helping me. Like I know my problem was never having the courage to try but my God if I had any sort of help along the way I probably could have turned out normal.

You however OP. Holy shit dude. She hosted a sleepover for you. With 8 single girls. WTF dude? My folks never even so much set me up with a date let alone 8 girls. Hell she basically even gave you permission to fuck them. And all you had to do was put in the minimum effort to clean your room.

Now to your credit you did cut to the chase with the bitches and once it was clear no fucking would be happening you were vindicated for your laziness, but come on. Was that really a gamble worth taking.

Lol your mom threw you a "gal pal pity party" a la chris chan.

My mom actually tried to hook me up with a shitload of girls but every one basically ended in me ignoring them or turning down their advances.
>Was that really a gamble worth taking.
You're assuming I WANTED to fuck them. I wanted to leave and to not deal with their BS.
And I walked away from it.

I would rather just get the pity sex from mom

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Well hey, it took a few years but it looks like Chris got that, too.

Heads up, OP. I've got a crystal ball into your future.

This might be the fakest shit I've ever read on Any Forums. No mom would let their daughter sleep over at a guy's place. Why would your mom invite 8 girls. So you get to fuck one and rest watches? You fuck them all like 8 girls are going to be interested in getting fucked by a guy in the same evening?
Might as well add your mom handing you some viagra so you could outlast 8 girls lmao

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>Guy's place
It was my mother's house, not mine
>Why would your mom invite 8 girls
Cause every other time she tried to hook me up with A GIRL I turned them down. I think she figured, cast as wide of a net, SOMETHING has to hite
>So you get to fuck one
So I'd try to fuck one
>You fuck them all like 8 girls
You're assuming I'd fuck any of them

I haven't managed to talk her into it so far

how does ur mom have access to PTP

PTP, the private tracker?

>PTP, the private tracker?

prime teen pussy

lmao
prime teen pussy

Oh, she ran a business that catered to younger girls. She could have pulled 20 girls but it wouldn't have helped or mattered.