>walk out the door to get my chinese >2 little faggot 10 year old boys start making fun of me >"nice hair tarzan" "eeeeey fat boy" >one of them starts making pig snorting noises >push past the delivery driver >pick up a loose brick from my wall and throw it at his head, hard >hits him >he drops straight to the ground, doesn't even twitch >his friend just gasps in shock >delivery driver staring at me >know I fucked up, hair standing on end >snatch my chinese off him and autistically mumble "I ought to call the police. cunts"
>currently stuffing my face with chinese while shitting myself in fear >heard sirens >peered out the window >kid is weakly clutching his head and still lying on the pavement unresponsive
this is how it fucking ends. swallowed a 4 and a half month's supply of adderall to hopefully die. if they ring the doorbell I'll go into the basement and work up the courage to drink the clorox
>throwing your life away over a dumb kid shitposting You are not very smart. I hope you don't die and they arrest you. You deserve to be punished for being a retard.
Based, little shit and his friend will have learned a valuable lesson.
David Stewart
>the empire strikes back
RIP OP, you died doing what you loved, being fucking retarded
Caleb Murphy
I am monitoring this thread with great intent
Jaxson Parker
>fucking shatter a kid's skull causing him irreversible brain damage and lifelong movement and breathing difficulties >get put on 10mg sertraline justice served, criminal filth!
Jack Morales
user learns a brick is a deadly weapon should have payed attention to the true crime posters
Nigger it was a kid. Kids say stupid shit 24/7. You want to throw your life away for that? He needs to be punished for being an absolute retard. Learn to read.
I'm sure your friend will be OK user. You may have to push them around in a wheelchair for the rest of their life, but they'll live. If you can call that living. I'M JOKING OP, DON'T KILL YOURSELF LIKE A RETARD OVER SOME RETARD. YOU'LL JUST GET SOME NICE MEDICINE
