How do i find an engineer bf with undying loyalty and dedication whom i can love with all my heart and get married to?

Well obviously. any guy that doesn't is basically a bottom feeder.

Engineers typically have no interest in trannies.

Your question implies there are engineers who aren't autistic, user.

>not an engineer
should have chosen another major

i was diagnosed with autism when i was 5 years old because i banged my head against a concrete wall until i passed out for fun
so i autism is a positive as long as he can accept the negative symptoms of my autism
stop this is not me youre lying
yes i dont want someone who makes assumptions about me being a transgendered to be here, i am kind to people who help but youre not helping

Thank god I'd never have to fool you, it seems like a herculean task.

>who makes assumptions about me being a transgendered to be here
I'm not assuming, I know you're a troon. You type just like one.

>6'2
>history major
can i make it?

go away this is tiring. i am typing by clicking on the keyboard
i know this is unfortunate but i do not have a penis, go look up tranny porn if you want a tranny gf so badly

As long as he's tall and handsome right? Fuck off, so tired of you cunts coming here and taunting us.

Oh jeez sorry I keep leaving stuff out. I am really sorry guys please don't be mad.
I also need someone who will take me out on fancy dates and let me flirt with other guys, but it is just pretend I am loyal to you!

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op here again im sorry for not responding sooner

you have to be 6'2, white, and an engineer. im sorry but this is what im attracted to.

>haha I'm not a tranny but I'm gonna assume you're a chaser just like a tranny would
You're not convincing anyone.

Ur gay. I don't want to pay you for sex.

>t. Employed with title and engineering degree.

>threads up for not even 10 minutes
>22 replies
I wish I could punch everyone in this thread.

>How do i find an engineer bf
Learn proper spelling and grammar. That will fool them into thinking you're smart, and engineers are attracted to intelligence.

disgraceful
im never gonna get an engineer bf... someone help me how do i get one
and yes id want him to be white or asian but thats because thats my ethnicity
as long as hes average thats more than enough

well, i check the boxes but for the engineer. good luck on your search

How old are you and whats your body count? Answer that and i will tell you how to get a bf

There's one person in this thread that you can punch right now.

>How old are you and whats your body count?
30 and 12 now please help me

sorry meant to say 32

And that person happens to be my favourite person. It's me. So no thanks, self harm is for faggots and I am not one of them. :)
sage :)

0 and im 19

wow rude
downvoted

Sorry, if it was lower I would offer myself, but 12 is almost whore level so I cant do it. I can fuck you if you want but definitely not loyalty

OH! I would also love for him to take care of my son. I know being a single mom is not ideal but I need someone to be a strong father. My baby daddy is mean and tries to hurt us, but I know you will be there for us!

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yo OP you know what a tripcode is?

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go away ive never had sex before!!!!!

Please stick your nose between my arse cheeks and take a deep breath as I fart. thanks. :)

>as long as hes average thats more than enough
Given women's interpretation of average I'll stick by the tall + handsome assessment. Get the fuck off my board whore.

>body count 12
>virgin
What?