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Clacton-on-Sea, Essex edition

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Got nothing in for dinner

I'm just about to order a wizza

worried about are sjwjeMQRC

The best way you can help Mark is by being a friend and meeting him irl. But we know you won't.

My father has extremely muscular thighs. Noticed today when he was stripping paint off an old lugnut. Wish I'd inherited that. Unfortunately my thighs are weedy, which is why I am a natural bottom. I don't have the thrusting power that my father impregnated my mother with to create me.

Whelp, Andrew Brigden has put his letter forward, even after saying he wouldn't cause of the war.
BoJo must be shaking knowing not even Putins war can persuade people to keep him in power.

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Anyone else tried Monster Ultra Gold? it's nice

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Just looking in the mirror and it's hard to deny I've inherited my mum's pert round bottom. Wonder if dad has ever looked at my bum and thought "corr it's just like his mum's back in the 80s"

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Dw lad, not insinuating the beatles are shite. They're my favourite and they're the goat. My ex actually met Paul McCartney, though

Tastes like shit he's lying

Good quality solid townpost

This is the best monster

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Terrible news about Crona

Trying this cider. Not bad but very boring and forgettable

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Might drive around Coventry city centre later making a nuisance of myself

I've seen that in my local offie but haven't tried it yet because it's only 5%

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Terrible news about ebin

Why is it whenever I hear a uni slag story its from Coventry uni? What is in the water up there

6p (six pence) pints in all Greene King pubs today
Not that you antisocials ever go to pubs but you ARE all stingy wankers so you should get on that

closer than i've been to a girl all my life

>filming himself with incriminating evidence
Walter White, he is not.

corr our ssm could have pulled her with ease

will be posting me knob on /soc/ later

Club tropicana

Drinks are on for free de lads!

She defo smelt fish

some people can smeII it
some people can't

Let's say you wake up tomorrow and you're Seaside Mark.

You live in his house, you have his history. You have his life.

What is your next move?

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What does dirty knob smell like? Curious as to how it compares to dirty fanny

Diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University
It me hidden disability

Unfortunately, she did the sneedful.

Money for nothing and chicks for free
Get in my lad

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Go for a trekkie brekkie and then the bookies to put in a few cheeky lucky 15s

Hang myself (and live stream it, obviously)

Suicide.
Guy like that with a life like that? There's no recovery from that.

I would quit all social media for a start.

I'd hate not having actual friends and only existing due to being a joke on the internet.
In fact ask Amer next time you see him, it'd be interesting what he says.

4 months of unemployment. Coping by saying I'm ona gap year

push ups, crunches and a trip to the corner shop for a bar of dove soap

SSM has loads of friends. Matt, Spencer, Ron, 5 Great Guys...

>4 months of unemployment

13 years here, didn't even realize it was that long

I just said I was self-employed, working as a specialist.

Claiming bennies all that time too? How do you get away 13 years without working?

His life isn't actually that bad, he gets paid to gamble, buy gadgets, eat takeaways and get drunk while dancing around to 90s rave tunes on beaches.

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Fat woman? Empowering.
Man doesn't eat lean and go to the gym 3 times a week? Gross