SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #5 - FATAL 5 WAY EDITION

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what means counter-signal

>massive Sami pop
Based

Based Sami

hate canadians like you wouldn't believe

That pop for El Generico

sami and kross deserve all the credit in the world for dragging this show back from the depths of hell (listening to shitrow forever)

alright now we're getting somwhere

Fuck off troon

What what, in the butt

Why are Smackdown crowds so much more alive than RAW crowds.

Wow I haven't heard that chant for Sami in ages

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Worst chant

So cringe

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basically, don't shit talk it publicly and attack anyone who does because it makes WWE look bad

hallelujah first role on the new one and I get my wife

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Tribal Chief actually shows up

Those were the days...

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roll

who /interracialporn/ only here?

They're in Canada. Toronto will be loud too.

something good

and for desert, not bad

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Ngl bros I turned off the stream after that cringe row shit. Have a good night!

RAW is 3 hours on a monday

It’s Friday night and it’s only two hours long

it's honestly insane how good Knight is on the mic. he had one line and was the most interesting guy on the show in weeks

Is Sami just a Canadian CM Punk?

WWE shows are usually in the states so they're generally more used to it, Canada shows are rare so they enjoy it while it lasts.

WATCH AEW

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Fuck it, I'll do her. I like Shayna.

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Smack is based.

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It's a footy chant

me of course

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thought it was a chant for butter

Where's my girl Iyo Sky wtf? I'll roll anyways.

And they also have to sit through Main Event tapings (if that even exist still)

Sami is far better than cm cuck

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Bull Nakano get

They chant it during Montreal Canadiens games

Nah, I'm not an aewbro.

This was the 2018 chart.

DSP filename poster is the best poster in these threads

Kross is dimes and the only based thing on the show I don’t give a fuck what you niggas say

>shark side of the moon
wait that was a real show?

me
white women belong to BBC

shark side moon? wtf

>two people are wrestling in shirts

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HOLY DIMESOLA

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sami actually raises some money for what he preaches for what its worth.

How did KO and Sami succeed as indie guys in WWE when so many others failed?

Oh I see. Wow the division really expanded in such a short time.

I guess I’ll take a gook please

why does corbin look like a zumies employee

They might, still a footy chat though

He seems more boring to me.

damn Michael Cole SHOOTING on Bret The Shitman Fart

do people really take screencaps of smackdown and watermark them 3 times

I fucking hate that flip that ricochet and asspray does every match. corbin should have stiffed the shit out of him

They evolved beyond being indie shitters

>is this your card?

oh hey sami does remind me of el generico......oddly

I'll never be able to take Ricochet seriously knowing he made a video of himself fingering his own asshole.

For me it’s WMIF

>generico reference
wtf cole

Her head doesn't even look real. Like a plastic face was glued onto a real body

>El Generico name drop
Goddammit Cole.

>Corbin in a t-shirt
How much more kwabbed can he get

what the fuck cole?

Is that the first time he's been called El Generico in WWE?
BRAVO PAUL

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Sheamus vs Corbin is a rare fight

>EL Generico is canon in wwe

kek i didnt even notice

Happy Corbin has a tummy face that shouldn't be on TV.

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they can talk, all the indie guys that succeeded in wwe could talk, phil bryan styles(idk if he counts as indie though).

White male Irish female?

Haitch is feeding Cole lines just like Vince used to

Fellas hip/thigh bruised to fuck

He already was.

their not marks while being good workers and good on the mic

Both of them knew how to pass the shit test.
If Vince gives you something that sucks, they'd push back and say that it sucked but work with him to try and make the garbage work instead of just rolling over and dying or bitching about it.

Come on Nikkita

Jinny main roster debut when?

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Sheamus the goat worker

Fan fiction

They knew how to work in Vince's system and paid their dues. They deserved it.

>"bet you a raspberry white claw you can't work the word 'catalept' into the broadcast tonight"

Sami gonna run wild

sheamus is so based

moss neede a gimmick hes so bland

Indian

RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEE

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haven't seen this one in a while

Who /Fella/ here

>How did KO and Sami succeed as indie guys in WWE when so many others failed?
main reason is because they dont mind doing dumb shit

this match is dimes

They did an "In Memoriam" of him in 2014 when he died

Not bad.

I see a nipple, user.

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Corbin looks fucking dimes without his shirt.

GO

sheamus is so based kek

why is sheamus shooting

ricoshit

>Paul in charge
>Sheamus get booked strong

Shhhhh

El Generico has been in a WWE ring before.

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Mella . Even better

FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No he doesn't kek

Sheamus is Euros.

I can't believe Ricoshit is fucking dead

finna based match gotta love smackdown the two milly show

this is testing the limits of my patience

Sheamus is dimes and /pw favorite, bro

based Sheamus

damn corbin got chubby. come on man

Sheamus shooting on the Candian shitters

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Ricoshitbros...

I wonder if Sahsa still gets the ol' Shaemus 20-beat special in bed

Fuck off troon

Corbin needs his shirt back.

how is ricochet so fuckign athletic holy shit dude

Roll

theyre lifting buddies

yes he does. It wouldn't take much to lose his flab. Speaking of which, Walter looked great when he was fatter

Irish money was better when it was called pounds

Didn't age well

And?

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Sami's blue thunder is a piece of art

"Sami Zayn has died via 9 self-inflicted piledrivers to the head"

Forgot madcap was in the match

Unfathomably based

BLUE THUNDER BOMB
kickout at two

Ricoshit getting booed. You love to see it.

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>Walter looked great when he was fatter
Delusional fat fuck cope

SAMI SAMI SAMI

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Sami might be a ginger muslim french canadian communist but I fucking love him

deepsix when corbinbros?

kek based. everyone hates them

Sheamus is a milk toast faggot and so are you if you like him

I swear to god if Madcap wins.

He unironically was more believable as a monster bad ass when he was bigger

SAMI BROS IT'S OVER

>Ricochet, the human video game!!!

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Was Sami selling his shoulder because of the last time?

>no sells white noise from the top rope
What?

Posted a bit too soon retard

Samibro's...

Looks more aesthetic yeah

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Hope Ricochet gets it
Hate that faggot

nah you are

wrong reason to hate israel

He will. And you WILL cum to him

do i want to know what this fingering thing is people keep referring to with ricochet

>milk toast

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samibros.......

bora boring

I hope this is a work for Sami.

such a thing does not exist

They gonna get up and exchange yummy superkicks

Is the crowd chanting Sami's shoot name or am I getting worked by an accent?

>rolls out of the ring and calls for the officials
>no sells

Sami Zayn is dead.

He looked like a giant baby. Looked like Mysterio's stupid kid but obese

Crazy long and good match

he looks less threatening without the weight

Is Sami shoot injured?

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I'm not a faggot cuz I like him

bora boringuh

Absolute soul
Imagine trading this for the gay ass eurohomo money

F

Looks like he probably actually got hurt.

my pizza!

GOOD IM GLAD YOU'RE HURT SAMI YOU FAGGOT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING OVER GRAVE'S CAREER

Hopefully

Such a staged image. Do people really believe this nonsense?

Frenchie accent. Sah—Me

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hating them for oppressing shitskins is invariably the last thing to hate them for and is something unique to lolberts and leftists like Sami

A lot of current Yurozone countries used to have SOVLFUL and KINO money.

>people unironically want fat WALTER back

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Haven't watched a single baseball game since 2012

Sami draws the Canadian Tire Money bros I hope he is ok.

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career ending one

there is literally video

Holy KEK

He stood up immediately after

PAUL? PAUL! WHERE IS THE FUCKING CONTRACT PAUL?

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>do i want to know what this fingering thing is people keep referring to with ricochet

yes

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Post yfw El Generico comes out

>tfw you'll never be sasha and get creampied by sheamus' BCC

>retards getting worked by sami "injury"
You're the same idiots calling Cody injury a work I guess lmao

Nice rebuttal, fatty. If you think some fat fuck with man tits and absolutely no muscle definition is "threatening"; then you are a certified BITCH

shit taste

Jon Hamm's career must really be in the toilet. He's only doing ads these days. Thought that cracka would be in Marvel after Mad Men.

On a slightly high shelf

aren't the world cup games in the early morning?

But it's still a reason and it works in making people Anti-semitic, yet you're shitting on it
Fuck i Hate nu-Any Forums.
Fucking shithole since 2016.

Would mark the FUCK OUT desu.

theres video of 9/11 and the kennedy assassination my guy

DUDE

WTF SUMMERSLAM LITERALLY JUST GOT OVER .

WTF THEYJUST PLAYED AN AD??

DUDE SUMMERSLAM HAPPENED A MONTH AGO RIGHT ????

Or is this a mandela effect ?

Wasn't that a 3 count?

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I want ZERO1 legend Gha-cha-ping back.

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I am kinda upset that they don't bring my buddy my pal scott stanford on the show, he deserves some air time

>shirless Corbin
Am...Am I being monitorred?

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See

God damn...calm down, user

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BASED CORBS LETS GOOOOO

SEELE

corbin is gonna be in your walls tonight

no wonder that fat fuck wrestles in a t shirt

Sami is fine marks, theyre just milking the shit