Big dick is everything

nothing else matters. if you have a huge cock, you win. no matter how much of an ugly manlet you are

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Not true. Big dick is like third in line of importance, face and height are way more valued. Again, like with most things, too much of something doesnt actually become enjoyable. You can have a 10 inch penis but whats the point if you'll only be able to peasure roastie size queens?

Yep ugly bastard old men isnt a joke youll naturally have confidence and will make curious bitches more available to you
Its ogre

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>His dick alone - 10 to 10 1/2 inches (measured)

Bullshit, that has to be a guy larping to either demoralize others, or to have others reassure him that 5-6 inches is perfectly fine. 10 1/2 inches is so fucking astronomically rare that I've never seen a legit measured photo of one. Even the biggest pornstars aren't close to that.

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>Even the biggest pornstars aren't close to that.

Wrong. Heres a vid, skip to 3:50
>Inb4 fake ruler
Nah, his dick is clearly massive.

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>7.8 inches
>KHHV
Dick size doesn't matter until you get in bed with a woman which I can't so it's wasted on me.

i hate people like you. you get to live in satisfaction that you were at least born with a single desirable genetic trait. i have fucking nothing. nothing

Everyone here somehow has a monster cock that only 0.01% of the population have. Just right now in the other thread a guy said he has an 8 incher. No one would ever tell a lie on the internet right? Especially about their manhood, RIGHT?

reddit.com/r/measuredpornstars/comments/otchzj/vlad_john_rasputin_at_roughly_2122_cm/

He also appears to have had surgery done, either Penuma implant or ligament cut. He's under 9", likely 8.5. Like I said, I have never seen a legitimate natural non bone pressed 10" dick measured from the base.

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>Links a fucking reddit post

All i've ever seen on reddit is coping and deboooooonking penis sizes because they desperetly want to not be mogged. Theres video evidence faggot, its 25cm long. Stop coping already.

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>reddit is invalid
>only the demoralization threads on r9k which happen to coincidentally pop up at the same time always can be right
not even that guy but lamo

Lmao he gets like 2 inches inside her
Rekt

women are animals ORIGINAL

He is right tho. Just look at that awful looking blowjob. Only faggots and size queens will look at that and get turned on. Most women (99% of them) think a 8x6 is peak phallus size.

This is mine and i'm a khhv. user, how exactly do you magically get pussy when you have a big dick? Please tell me where I get my free pussy for having a big penis because I'd like to know.

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That's not your's but nice try.

would you like me to timestamp it?

Why would you trim your hair. It's obviously an image of some roasties bfs dick. You can't bamboozle me.

Do people really measure their dicks like that? 1 inch inside the pelvis? Obviously your actual lenght is 6.5 inches.

here you go user i timstamped it. The previous photo was old. I had it trimmed then because I had an issue picking hairs, also having it shaved made it look bigger so why not. You can compare the rug in the background and the veins on my pp if you wanna cross compare.

So please tell me, where do I get my free pussy

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For a 7.8 incher you'd expect a giant penis, your real lenght is like 6.8 at best without puncturing your pelvis

BPL is the scientific method to measure the errect penis size of homo sapiens