*door to your room opens*

>*door to your room opens*
>this is my uncle user. he's never had a girlfriend

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excellent post, very funny. how do you come up with it user?

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Well neither have you! Nyah!

Ah yes. My future

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>"Hi girls"
>shuts door behind them
>locks it
>places the key on top of closet
>proceeds to breed his new harem

Mate what the fuck are you talking about the dark-haired one at the back easily mogs the rest.

Why do I always have to have this conversation about people and knocking first

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Little girls should act so smug unless they're ready to deal with the consequenses.
I'd be tempted to humiliate her by stripping her down and exposing her to her friends.

I don't understand how men can be pedophiles when I look at this picture. Ugh. It's like she got into her mom's drawers. They look ridiculous

being good with kids is a very good way to get into their moms' drawers, user

I'll take an L from all of them and move on

Having a little sister and an older sister is one of the reasons I turned out the way I did, women are fucking evil some are just better at hiding it, and the younger ones are more insufferable.

little do they know that door is wired to set off a device that will make the entire house self-destruct. They are such foolish creatures for tripping this device.

your nephew and her trans friends?

It's not something women can understand, since they only like older men.
It's unlike women to like younger boys.
Imagine if we judged girls as harshly for likeing older men.
Women are sick fucks.

>drags the hebes into my lair for anal raping

fuck off.

*slams door.*

[T28-607] Shutting Up Cheeky Step-Nieces With Adult Dick!
I do like in that scene

I only have a nephew though

Ah yeah, pedo posting.

Beating the shit out of every single of them for being nosey little faggots.

"Yep. And if you girls don't want more guys like me to exist, you'll grow up to be respectable young women that don't sleep around and give honest guys a chance to date you."

Rope yourselves.
And don't even bother responding.
Kill yourself and variations of it is all you're getting.

whats the reason why you hate pedophiles? social stigma?

he needs someone to target and lash out at without any kickback