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Scampton, Lincolnshire edition

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How do l get a practice gf?

Stole some booze from work, also drink on the job. AMA lads

t. supermarket worker

Free david wampson
Free chip lad
yummy yummy guys all for the king
moving to wornwall
if thats alri with you my leeed
trekky breekkkky allll the wayyyyyyy
new start tomorrow de lids
done me bollocks in
no gambling starting tomorrow
fresh start on monday all the way
get innn!!!!!!

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Are you not bothered about losing your job if they found out you stole shit?

Not really, I don't do it very often and I know the camera blindspots

free lan Huntley with immediate effect

got a hed ache

If they had just complied and given him so fucking chips this lad wouldn't be sitting through an extended sentence.
He still has not been given a royal pardon.
Free him IMMEDIATELY. TODAY.

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Has been like a week since i last checked out me account balance

Bennies should be coming in within the next two days, then after the other goods are returned i should be in the green again more or less, even with all the stolen shit not having been properly compensated yet

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What booze? Spirits?

What if they did a random bag search when you're leaving work one day?

I am the big sad :(
gonna go to bed
let me know if you find the answer, fren

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I haven't checked my bank balance on over 3 months desu
I'm really dreading it

Based townposter, I approve

Is that one of your creepshots you mentioned the other day?

I stole an untold amount of chocolate from my previous work place

I have realized the reason i'm attracted to such robust femoid specimen is because i myself am too gracilized in many regards

Not the incel type of gracilization but the "fuckboy"/pretty boy type of gracile

Really need to balance this out with the noble upper caste warrior genes of a robust womanoid for me offspring

Probably just that you're a closet gay

20mph speed limit. What's the point?

>Luv losin'
>Luv L signs
>Luv feet
>'Ate nonces
>'Ate catfish
>'Ate vanillas
>Simple as.

Corr if this pristineass robust specimen keeps responding positively i'll be going all-in on this one again too methinks

I've kinda lowkey held back but am also trying out new approaches with this one at the same time

Just gonna keep feeling it out, have a hunch this one might work out actually

Salty fish fermenters.

Bsed Red Arrows, based edition. I appreciate it. :)

Corr, need to get a robust scythian godess preggers me

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@finskakid? Your sons will be crippled at birth and not even yours. She's a benzohead and very promiscuous.

Or, should I call her Lollers, or Aiste? It's the same individual.

What an exhausting weekend

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corr ate way too much junk food today. fresh start tomorrow lods

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