ITT we post personal sex stories to enrage the incel

Yesterday i had sex with an gf of 5 years, we did bodage and i came twice, im 21 and i come here often to gaslight incels while feeding my ego, life is great.

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i am not gay but sex just scares me and I dont like it, but I really like girls and wholesome hand holding and cuddling, and totally am turned on by female bodies...just not sex
Im a diagnosed aspie sperg but decent looking so ive fucked quite a few women, not with "game" or anything Ive just been "lucky" enough to stumble into it, and always felt uncomfortable doing it

One time I got a blowjob in the backseat of my car from a girl and when I was about to coom I pushed her away and literally opened the door and ran into the parking lot we were in with my pants around my ankles..idk what I was thinking I was just scared(luckily it was dark and nobody saw)

I was also molested by an older fag-man when I was younger, but never raped or anything (he sunked my dick) so I dont feel like that specifically has caused me any "trauma" or anything idk
Ive slept with 15 women and almost always regretted it and wanted to kill myself(more than normal) for a few days after

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>Had sex with the door open and family home back in high school.
same. my room was on the 2nd floor and it was kind of facing a balcony that looked out toward the living room/kitchen, so you could partially see into my room from down there, but often we would fuck on the ground away from the door so you couldn't see.

best sex i ever hard was with this girl in college. she only had 1 boyfriend in high school but they broke up when they went off to school. she knew how to fuck and fuck well. when i was eating her out one time, she said she blacked out from cumming. didn't know that was possible, and i don't know if i believe her, but her flailing around certainly made it seem like she did. nothing makes you feel more like a man than wrangling a woman wildly flailing around on the brink of orgasm. i wanted to go official with her, but she didn't want to at the time. sadly she ended up dating one of my friends for a couple years. i'm sure whereever she is now, she's happy. she was always so happy.

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Why does this cat look so uncanny

One time my crazy ex-gf wanted to fuck in the mall bathroom. We had to find a bathroom that was kind of far and out of the way. I remember standing on the toilet seat while she succ'd, then her grabbing those metal handles as I fucked her from behind. I don't have a thing for exhibitionism or anything like this but it was kinda hot trying to be quiet because every time I thrust in her it would be a loud slap that echoed. And it was hot too because she was trying not to moan like a whore.

Then it turned out that she liked this shit and rough sex because she's batshit insane. Shes this petite brunette, real cute looking. Nice body too, perky C cups and great thighs and ass. Anyway she used to be a cutter and has scars from it. I think she had to go to a psych ward after a failed suicide attempt in high school. The sex was real hot though, I think I look back on this fondly because I didn't receive any blowback.

I lost my virginity to a pornstar

>be me
>graduate highschool and land a decent job
>looking for a place to move out of my parent's place
>find out 2 of my friends are living together with 2 other female roomates
>recognize one of them as the classmate that became a pornstar and stripper
>other girl moves out so I can move in
>fast forward 3 months from when I move in
>internet goes out
>it's just me and pornstar girl in the house
>"user, can I borrow one of your blurays?"
>tell her yes
>she's hot af
>6' tall light skinned black girl with pierced titties
>always wore a crop top that was cut right at the nipple
>asks me to come watch the movie with her
>we cuddle in the bed
>she rubs her ass against my cock
>pulls her panties to the side
>we fucked for awhile and then slept together

I went to high school with an Elizabeth Ibarra, funnily enough. She was super Christian and got mad at basically anything she perceived inappropriate, even when someone said the word "fart." Not the same chick, obviously.

>when I was about to coom I pushed her away and literally opened the door and ran into the parking lot we were in with my pants around my ankles
unspeakably based

When I was 16 (f) I got face fucked in a back lane by my then 20 yo boyfriend and he came on my face. Woot woot

My girl has breast giganticism and looks like Mal Malloy, she has a big hairy bush and gentle femdoms me at least once a week, it's pure heaven eating her pussy then creampieing her

Sometimes she makes me eat her out then tells me to go jerk off myself while licking my lips, sometimes she just ruins my orgasm while smothering me in tits

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>taking a stats class
>some pretty girl that is in my class and I have afew mutual friends
>Its an 8Am an I always go get food from the dining hall first
>its always empty except for her and her friends and I
>She invites me to sit with her group every time
>always sit with her and her friends and eat my breakfast
>she always makes an effort to talk to me(i think either out of pity or out of sadism to watch me squirm )
>she always has on what appeared to me to be the most fake smile and the most nefarious giggle when we conversed(I suspected she was attempting to subtly mock me)
>end of semester finals time rolls around
>Ishe tells me we should study together
>she insists takes my number and invites me, I am sure to seem reluctant so I do not seem desperate
>show up at her room at the agreed upon time
>she is wearing really short tight booty short/pajama things
>she starts cuddling up next to me >mfw
>eventually she is sitting in my lap wiggling around I can literally feel the heat from of her banana hole
>im in a full blown panic at this point
>she says something about me being comfy and does a 100% evil and knowing laugh, and puts on some fake smile, that triggers my insincere senses, literally see the silloute of some lovecraftian devil
>something is wrong here but I cant put my finger on it
>realize that she must have friends hiding in her closet that want me to make a move so they jump can laugh at me and she would say something like "haha did you really think you could hook up with me wierdo get the fuck out!" and then beat me up and dump milk on me or something
>tell her I gotta run to the bathroom
>run, literally ran, back to my dorm chainsmoke a half pack and go to bed
>her friend tells me later that she cried after this
>drop out of school, move to rural Vermont and get a job on a dairy farm do nothing but lift and re-read different translations the same 5 Dostoyevsky books for the next 3 years of my life

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i unironically fucked 50 girls by the age of 25 and then fucked 170 thai hookers over the span of 1.5 years in trips. i literally don't care about having sex anymore it is soooo based

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