Hi lonely, Im Dad

Hey user robots,

Im not a robot. Im a middle aged dad who is married with 3 kids. I love my kids.

I find time to connect with my kids with their hobbies. I play fortnite with the boy, animal crossing with the oldest, and I snuggle and play gymnastics with the youngest. I tuck them in each night, where we talk or wrestle around for 40 minutes. I do a pizza movie night every Saturday. We eat dinner at the table and talk about our day. No tech after 6pm, thats time to connect.

Im a dad who loves his kids.

I can be your surrogate Dad. What do you need to hear user? Im here for you.

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hi dad, been awhile, how bad is it really for me to be 23 and never even kissed a girl, feels pretty bad

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

You're a fucking larping neckbeard. How pathetic

Sounds like a pedo to me

Son, we are living through a really hard time because social media has inflated everyones expectations. As well as Hollywood promoting an impossibly high standard for everyone.

You are still young. Dont allow this disappointment to defeat you. The sting of loneliness is real, but again, dont allow it to take you down the bitter road.

When you find the right woman, it wont matter. In fact you might end up treasuring her even more. You wont take her for granted.

Good luck son.

Son,

Times are tough. Remember, if you distance yourself from others, fearing rejection, you will rob yourself of joy.

The world is full of assholes. Its hard to put your guard down. But the rewards outweigh the risks. In essence, thats what this life is all about.

Good luck son

Some are naive, some are cynical. There are genuine people out there. Task yourself with finding people who you can trust, who you can be intimate with. Those who dont deprive themselves of what it means to know others and to truly be known.

Dont let the toxic culture influence you to isolate yourself.

Male affection has been sexualized by our sick culture. Our society suffers great loss when the bonds made by men are weakened.

Good luck son

thanks dad, even though I dont say so, i appreciate you :'(

My actual dad died a few months ago. While he was alive, he saw me transform into a miserable NEET after I graduated from high school with one of the highest averages in my school board. Since he died, I have been trying to improve my life. I turned 20 a month after he died.

>I got a part-time job (I will quit my job when I start college)
>I applied to and received an offer for computer engineering at a prestigious college
>I started going to the gym
>I relearned all the material I was taught in my STEM classes when I was a senior in high school in order to be ready for college
>I started taking Finasteride as I noticed that I was mildly balding
>I scheduled an appointment with an orthodontist to see if I can fix my somewhat fucked up jaw (if I had listened to my dad and gotten braces when I was a kid this could have been avoided)

I hope I can turn my life around.

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Tell me how I ruined your 20s and how I was the biggest mistake of your life.

I know you want to say it, don't fucking patronize me.

You're just going to leave this thread like my dad did.

this is actually a pretty good larp, I mean OP stays in character no matter what, have to see more to give it a proper rating though

>turn my life around
I hope you do user

>'Hal! Are you trying to make friends with those stupid incelfaggots on Any Forums, again!!!'

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i ordered a laptop earlier this month
it arrived 2 weeks ago
im still using a laptop with a broken fan
i dont know why i cant bring myself to use it

Jesus. Do families like this really exist? What have we been missing bros?

No brother, this is just a larp

Those are all great changes user, what your dad wants to see is you thrive.
I dont like the word success. I like the word thrive better because it captures the essence of taking responsibility and doing things that are good for you.

Good job user