I'm 34 Not fat No debt 50k in the bank Making 60k a year Never been unemployed University degree Have all my hair Nice teeth Have my own place 2 cars Don't drink or smoke or do drugs Musical and artistic talent Can and do travel often Good relationship with family Not a virgin, have experience with long term relationships. Very handy mechanically, electrical, plumbing, etc. Bilingual.
I have been single since 2017 and have not been laid at all in the whole time.
Genuinely afraid of dying alone.
Signed up for hinge got exactly zero matches. Signed up for bumble got 10 matches the first week and zero in the several weeks following that. Zero dates.
How the fuck are my stats not good enough? I'm not trying to date millionaire and super model women. I'm aiming for fucking 6s and 7s in their late 20s and early 30s and not one of them is interested.
I'm 5'8". Today I will change the height on my profiles to 6'1" and see what effect it has.
Age pill is the most brutal pill. Anons larp about how men age like wine, but in reality you just look like a sad sack of shit when you're only trying to fuck some girl. Everyone expects you to be married and settled by now with kids.
Xavier Martin
>Age pill is the most brutal pill. Anons larp about how men age like wine "age pill" at 30s lmao you are retarded af my nigga find better women somewhere else that have the same goals as you not retarded ethots and most of all dont settle for retarded whores that are worth 0 and have nothing
Zachary Ross
It's not for a lack of trying. I would love to get married and have kids. My friend invited me out the other night. It ended up just being him and this girl because of other friends had to cancel. I thought she was his gf but they said no just friends. Anyway she was cute but just had non-stop red flags. For example, she must have told me 5 times that her dad was in a motorcycle gang and that her uncle got disfigured facially by a rival gang with a ball peen hammer. She also told me she wants kids someday but doesn't want to be an old mom, but then she told me she was 36, so bitch what the fuck do you want. And randomly she brought up the movie "what's your number" which is about a girl who fucked too many guys. She was like"why is it ok for a guy to fuck lots of girls but not for a girl to fuck a lot of guys? If you've had less than 10 partners I'm sorry that's pathetic, you aren't experienced at all." And she also told me she just came from getting fucking lip filler injections. And she never stopped talking, would trample right over someone else speaking.
And I'm supposed to settle for this? I'm supposed to work hard to impress someone who probably can't get pregnant and is just going to about the shit out of me forever and who's family is going to be garbage, and btw, she works retail and as a bartender. So that means I would also be providing the income.
Jackson Harris
>34 youre too old for dating, my guy If its any consolation, i, too, am too old for dating (30)
Become a mega simp for a woman you like until she becomes attached to you. We may have missed our chance at love, but its far too late to worry about it. At least superficial companionship is still attainable
Thomas Davis
You're basically an older adult to "girls", user. They don't want you unless you look good for your age and give them lots of money.
Cameron Cruz
>online apps, nothing else You are mentally ill and not fit to be in a relationship
Jaxson Rivera
Holy shit you and I are similar >34 >not that fat, more muscular but bulky I can lift 350 at the gym easy >90k in the bank >been laid off for short periods like 6-8 months I am a penny pincher and always land on my feet >make 85k a year >university degree and second in my class >have all my hair and no grey hair people have even told me >rent my own apartment, I don't own because I move around alot for jobs >1 car >don't drink or smoke or do drugs >employed as a game artist >go to events across the world >good relationship with family >not a virgin, but only have been the side dude >handy around the house >Bilingual
Been single since my fwb, died at the end of 2017. Not afraid of dying alone, but not experiencing enough
Signed up for tinder/bumble and constantly get matches, but nothing comes of them.
I actually am 6'1 Idk what the fuck the problem is. I look exactly the same as I did when I was 24.
Carson Moore
Same bro, although 9 years younger than you. Women these days: >fat >ugly >in a relationship >bitch >tons of baggage/issues >utterly moronic >slut >life goals are incompatible with yours (doesn't want kids, has zero plan for the future) >drinks a lot or does drugs >heavily political (either woke or the opposite, they make it a big part of their identity/beliefs) >old >single mom Pick at least 3.
Like I'm basically the same as you. Fit, good amount of money saved up ($170k) and income ($80k/year), university educated, smart, no drugs or alcohol, not a virgin, don't have my own place yet but with my savings am coming close to it. Every girl I meet in person through hobbies/work is either already in a relationship or is a fucking dumpster fire. Women on dating apps lean heavily towards the latter category.
Adrian Ross
> I'm 5'8" RIP my nigga
Landon Roberts
I was from a small town, when I came back from college, many people already had kids out of wedlock. I actually only lost my virginity because a couple were in an open relationship. I have never had a girlfriend of my own.
Jace Anderson
Sorry bro, as a fellow 31 year old your only option is used single mum roasties
Christopher Jones
Use that single mum pussy then discard it you fuckin robot
Michael Wood
34 is old user. The average college educated 24 y/o is financially stable. What do you offer over them? The only difference is you're 10 years older and uglier.
Evan Lee
>I'm 34 well there you go
Isaac Nelson
stop acting like a white girl. No they aren't/
shut the fuck up zoomers, back 10 years ago girls our age were getting nabbed by much older dudes, I refused to be like them your perspective is warped.
Luis Turner
>stop acting like a white girl. No they aren't/ Who is making that decision? White girls. If you care about getting a gf, which you clearly do due to this thread, then their opinion matters. If they think 34 is old, then 34 is old.
Henry Martin
>34 You're decrepit by today's standards. 34 is 82 in zoomer years. Life happens between the ages of 18 and 24, if you miss it, too bad.
Chase Thomas
>The average college educated 24 y/o is financially stable.
This part isn't really true.
Dylan Sanchez
>tfw had 18-20 robbed from me due to poor health >following 2 years of my youth robbed by the pandemic I gotta start living soon
Adrian Jackson
>i refuse to be like them ok then. just keep hoping and waiting to meet a girl who doesnt actually exist
Jacob Rogers
girls were getting snatched up by much older dudes when were 18-24. I never intended to do the same, I actually lost it to a girl that was only a year younger than I.
Christopher Edwards
Imagine being a sexless alone loser at 34 and thinking you can insult others
Austin Turner
60k a year you're poor as fuck also you're porn sick so settle with a single mom you're too old for anything else
Camden Gray
>The average college educated 24 y/o is financially stable LOL!
Zachary Roberts
I make 25k more a year than you, and I'm 10 years younger. My girlfriend is prettier than any girl you've ever seen and you're still on here alone and bickering with random people
Nicholas Hill
this kek, why are you so demanding OP? You should be earning 6 figures minimum at that age. You done fucked up.
Parker Price
>I'm 34 most girls that age are married or in a committed relationship, you missed your chance
