Rei is running late for school: Day 1023
To Alarm Clock,
I resent you because you never work
/Rei/
Nathan Jenkins
Robert Cruz
Going for that 3 year streak i see, good for you bro
Joseph Watson
977 days till 2K! Keep her goin Rei!
Jaxson Perry
Can't believe you're still here. You're a glimmer of hope on r9k.
Hudson Wilson
Thanks, Champ(s). But come on now: Your ol' Pop is just a humble guy from Sewickley, Pennsylvania who fathered you, raised you, bought the house, three cars, the boat, and our winter vacationer down in Lake Las Vegas. And all it took was going up to the manager, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and refusing to let go until he hired me.
Jace Nguyen
Yes, very good to see. I will bump your thread by Reiposting.
Adam Moore
If I give the manager at a pizza hut a firm handshake and he hires me does that mean I don't have to get in the robot anymore?
Austin Walker
Peace, Land, Bread.
Elijah Cox
Go up to the manager and give him a firm handshake, Champji
Bentley Robinson
The man of integrity walks securely.
Lucas James
Love covers all wrongs.
Cameron Reed
Turn that resentment into action rei. Go buy a new one after school.
Parker Brown
What the righteous desire will be granted.
Gavin Jenkins
Howdy from the Great State of Wyoming, bros.
Elijah Rivera
A longing fulfilled is a tree of life.
Joseph Cox
Quitters never win, and winners never quit, Champ! When I was your age, we were facing our cross-town rivals over at Allentown High. They were the best team in the entire state, and they had this monster of a defensive end: A huge fella by the name of Chet Anders. He was 6'5 and 260 pounds -- or he was until I dove at his knees on a cut block and took him out. Sheer luck it took the paramedics 15 minutes to get him to stop screaming. And that was with the scouts from Alabama and Notre Dame in attendance. Last I heard, he leapt off a bridge after he couldn't even hack it in Hacwamanee Community College as a third-stringer let alone as a water cooler attendant, what with his depreciating motor skills.
The point is that you've gotta grab life by the horns. And the best way to do that is to walk into the store like you own the place, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you're not letting go until he tells you when you can start. A firm handshake, Champ. Not that floppy fish your generation can barely muster. Getting a job is that simple, Champ!
Andrew Brooks
So long as you are still alive, you still have the chance to be happy.
Ethan Foster
Words to live by, Champ.
Asher Gomez
Where can I find a good rei dakimakura? Or a lewd model or action figure or whatever you weebs call them.
Julian Walker
It's Friday, bros. Happy Friday.
Jonathan Jackson
>lewd
Neck yourself.