For me, it's the megalodon

Why not?!

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checked and based

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were there really guys in suits walking around 470 to 460 million years ago?

That's classified

Yes. The science? Settled.

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what the fuck did they eat? There was no fish big enough to sustain this

Is this real?

She thick

>these fish were on the menu for spinosaurus
>spinosaurus would catch them by waddling his stumpy legs around until the fish were too exahusted from laughing at him to swim away

Livyatan, mosasaurus, Basilosaurus, maybe some pliosaurs and ichthyosaurs. Almost all modern whales could be considered predators including the blue whale the largest ever animal to exist

she's wearing 6 inch fucking heels. That's like standing on a cinder block and claiming to be taller

She'd still be taller you idiot. And men's dress shoes usually have a heel anyway.

That’s not real. God created sea animals on the fifth day of creation and humans on the sixth. Any of these “””million””” and “””billion””” year old fossils are lies spread by the Jews and satan. Chris is our lord, kill yourself.

are god days the same as human days?

C-Cope. Lower center of gravity for the STRONGEST predator. Beats being a Scavenger chicken like the Pee Rex

Females are often the larger sex outside of most mammals

Yes

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Yeah, nothing lamer than fake giantess shit. Barefoot or bust, whore.

There would have been enough for sure but what I don't get is how they reached that size when they would have been competing with large whales. If anything nature would have favored small and agile sharks.

The female should be big for breeding and carrying children, the man should be lean for stamina during sex and for impregnating multiple females at once

And primates are one of the few groups where the males are substantially larger than the females

god has a fetish

In real life they actually had feathers and only ate berries

>*eats lions for breakfast*

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Who is Chris?

everything was bigger back then

except whales which are at their largest now

why the fuck did i have to be born a primate, me want snu snu

its hawt

>wearing heels
>literally on her tip toes
>wow im so tall

No she wouldn't dumbass

And even among mammals there's the spotted hyena which is basically just God being a degenerate furfag creating feline amazonian dickgirls who rape their men.

Proof?

Animals without bones or a hard shell tend not to fossilize, their bodies are too delicate. There could have been jellyfish the size of buildings and we would never know about it

There must be some fossils of ancient squid

there's literally zero proof megalodons existed

They were real in my mind.

Besides the teeth.

lol wtf is this garbage

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>If anything nature would have favored small and agile sharks.
I mean, that's pretty much exactly what happened, Megalodon is long extinct, and plenty of comparatively smaller shark species are still alive and well tens of millions of years later.

You had only one word worth typing correctly and you still bungled it you dumb Chrisfag

>Chris
That's a weird sect you got here

Why does Satan have a better imagination than God?

Humans arent primates

Why do us transfolk have a better imagination about gender than you?

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Amen

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Is there are a known reason behind this?

>Chris is our lord, kill yourself.
This has been debunked. Cob is our lord.

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he cant keep getting away with this

I don't fucking understand why this is a thing all the time.
>tee hee I'm in heels and you're in dress shoes
>tee hee I'm propped up to bring more attention to my leg
>tee the fucking hee ur short by comparison
And idiots clap

bigger is better

>immediately turns discussion to trannies
The average 20something right wing "brain", ladies and gentlemen.

manlet bros... we won...

This is the future for humans too

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Whoa they had Mad Men back then

>Chris is our lord
Oops looks like you just blaphemed, that'll be one ticket straight to hell. Do not pass go, do not get $200

Only 45% of mammals have males larger than females.
Yes. Fecundity selection.

For me? The based doglizards.

Whoops, forgot pic

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KEK

No, the human was modeled after Tom Cruise

women preferring tall men really has set us ages back...

That's nothing.

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genemodding is going to be used to make women large and men small unironically. There's a lot of reasons for this that I don't want to get into right now

Those were angels guiding along evolution so that it followed God's plan and Any Forums would be created as He intended.

more like megalodong amirite

I want to be a walnut-sized baby boy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!