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Writing hundreds of words describing what books I've recently read because that's apparently what a job application to a book publisher is.
Fucking hell lads I feel like killing myself. I've tried everything to get a job, even shops don't want me.
I'm going to have to go back on the dole
When you rip a fart it stinks heh
Imagine all the money smirnoffbro would save if he wasn't an alcy
Why the fuck does ugly bastard hentai exist? Who watches that stuff?
don't really need to save pal. ain't gonna be around too much longer and got enough to last.
It's really disgusting that you're killing yourself when you have a daughter
does ssm have more fish days or shit days?
everyone dies user. i'm just being efficient and speeding up the process, and having a blast while doing so. she is protected for life, guaranteed.
You think leaving her your property or some money is going to make up for her losing her dad at the age of 11? You sound like an awful, selfish father
which fish does ssm smell like?
never eating carolina reapers again. holy fuck the fire just doesn't stop.
SSM has the same mindset. He doesn't expect to make it to 50.
she knows it's coming. and she's smart enough to deal with it. she can live with mummy or granny. and inherit a fucking fortune. she is fine.
SSM has no one in his life though, doesn't really matter if he dies.
oh wow. that is a lot of clutter and hoarding. revolting.
You really are a disgusting human being
ok then
how about you cry just a little bit harder, then report back when you're so upset that you've had a heart attack
poor darling. everyone wish him luck. xxx
>family friend sent me a job application
>completely unqualified
>needs a cover letter too
>"just email me if you want me to read through it" :)
Gosh I can't wait to waste the entire fucking day writing an application for a job I won't get
Alright fuckers i'm heading out
Wish me luck for this one, hope i won't have to use the pepper spray and stuff on the junkie subhumans lol heh
good luck user, you go out there and conquer this world. if i can do it you can too. know no fear. nothing scares me. nothing. and you can get there too xxx
I like the way smirnoffbro kerb stomps spam mong at every turn
Trout.
Heard big bazza is going to curb stomp smirnonce