You're backstage and CM Punk just went off-script and called you out. What do you do?

You're backstage and CM Punk just went off-script and called you out. What do you do?

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I call Mickey Gall

stomp out there and HEEM him for a shoot then as he's bleeding out i stand over him grab the mic and tell him to always believe in himself then i spit on his fucking face and tell tony to give me a raise or i'm going to WWE as the guy that just HEEM'd your ace.

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Wait til he gets to the back then shoot a low single leg takedown and punch his ears in until I feel like choking him out like prime taz

Go out and /heem/ that bitch
Take my title
Screw his wife and impregnate her
Leave the company
Never be heard of again
Cm Cuck raises my son
My son enters his rebellious years and beats Punks ass on the daily
My son becomes world champion
Suddenly at WrestleMania my theme music plays
/heem/ my own son and take my title back

tape my fists and wait for him in gorilla mmmmmmm

mike jackson is already on the case

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Take him to wrestlers court

>Better Call Gall

Come out with Mike Jackson and just replay Punk's UFC fights on the titantron

Go out and ask him "how does Jay Lethal taste?"

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tweet some lizzo lyrics or smth

>Go out and ask him "how does Jay Lethal and Trent Beretta taste?"
FTFY

I'd beat his fucking bitch made ass backstage. As soon as he stepped through the curtain I'd knock him the fuck out.

If I was in AEW, I’d be a pussy so I would at least passive aggressively post pictures of Punk in UFC on Twitter.

Pull a Scott Steiner and go steroid rage mode off script completely sprint out there and interrupt the promo, throw the entire episode out of whack and start shooting on Punk then destroy the timekeepers desk and destroy the rest of the set

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>Imagine Phil do that to Lesnar. What could happened?

Go out there. That's step one.

checked and dangerously based

Would unironically save wrestling as a whole.

Jokes on you AEW doesn't have a script. that's what makes us #Elite

It's what Scott did on Nitro one time when they tried to reprimand him for bad behavior