Why do nice things always make you fat and slow

why do nice things always make you fat and slow

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Just don't eat it too often in large amounts.

Because biologically our bodies still operates like it's 10000 bc.
It wants you to eat as much as possible and expend as little energy as possible because it's always preparing for starvation which never actually happens in the modern age.

Looks delicious. When I get off work in 1.5 hours im gonna get a pizza.

Don't post this on a Monday. It makes me feel even worse.

wtf is this user?

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Comfort is a trap mostly.

loaded with carbs and fat so your primal urges tell you to eat it to extend your survival but healthy food is much more available now, just takes effort to prepare
you gotta learn to feed yourself properly and take pride in it

We must suffer user. Learn to temper your body. Forge it in the fires of men. Master you biology. Ascend!

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LITERALLY KILL YOURSEF BRITISH SCUM

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AND END YOUR LIFE.
phlogistic.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Go-Seek-The-Tower-of-Babel-438509098

1. Pegasi with flock of birds. (left, center-top)
2. Corrupted Tree of Harmony and Vines of Discord. (left, center-bottom)
3. Noble in bluish-white hold THE ROD. (left, bottom)
4. Isolated Vine of Discord in front of last entry. (left, bottom)
5. Octavia by the river above last entry, (left, bottom-center)
6. Big Mac in watery pit before red brick at tower base above Octavia (left, bottom-center)
7. Apple Tree at base of tower before red gate. (center, bottom)
8. Another vine down the slope around shack by the gate.(center, bottom)
9. The Sapphire Stone ontop a barrel being carried by two men near a wheel crane. (center-right, bottom)
10. AJ on sloped red roof near top of the tower hauling a cart. (center, top)
11. Discord in an archway with scaffolding about four layers from top of tower. (center-right, top)
12. Twilight barely visible in window by woman hanging wash out on level with lots of houses. (center, center-left)

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That might be the british scum's way of telling everyone that he's better than other people.

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So I really hope that you get fucking killed

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To end the malice you set to unleash on others

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Vengeance gets unleashed on you

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And it ends up destroying you into pieces

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You'll die like that

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And you can die in other ways

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In many ways that are brutal

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And they are also visceral

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Visceral as pain can be

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So I hope that you'll end up dying in such a pain

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You'll end up dead for your actions

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It would be good if you do

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So please fucking kill yourself already

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In a way that you would be dead

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You won't be coming back to life

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You would only remain dead

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And you'd be left lying cold

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To freeze in frigid air

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And then you'd get smashed

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It does if you're injured and your family keep you chained up in a small apartment

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Smashed into shit

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iydmtsmtwbap tm

Your ogans would crack apart

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THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU HAD DIED IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I REALLY HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A TEAR

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You would die in a way that is like that

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Because God doesn't like us
Enjoying to much because
Surfing makes men

It's the circle meme look at old rome

im not a clopper tm

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